05.10.2007 WHO WANTS JLO DEAD?

Jennifer Lopez has received numerous death threats from an animal rights lunatic who has vowed "to kill her in public, just like the slaughtered animals whose fur she wears."  Lopez, of course, has publicly worn fur and used it in her clothing line, much to the horror of groups like PETA.  Lopez' husband, Latin sensation Marc Anthony, has reportedly taken the threats very seriously and acted accordingly.  The New York Daily News says:

The source says J.Lo initially dismissed the notes, which have been arriving for a month, as lunatic junk mail. But husband Marc Anthony isn't taking the matter lightly.
"He has hired two off-duty police officers, in addition to her usual security team, to watch over Lopez whenever she makes public appearances."
A rep for PETA said yesterday: "All violence is wrong. But J.Lo needs to stop the real violence she promotes and subsidizes rather than give herself extra protection she doesn't need."

Well this guy sounds tough but fair.  I'm not saying he should kill Jennifer Lopez, I just … umm … hm.  Well hold on.  Okay let me come back to this one. 

(63) Comments

  1. Robert_Paulson 05/10/2007 10:06

    People who post F1Rst should be killed.

  2. Ravener 05/10/2007 10:09

    I don’t want her dead, but I wouldn’t mind if she gets tha hell outta this planet.

  3. ice_nine 05/10/2007 10:10

    thirst! Ain’t it nice how someone who’s so concerned about the welfare of beings would issue a death threat?

  4. Juan 05/10/2007 10:10

    Husband Marc Anthony hired two off-duty police officers to watch over J-Lo.

    It’s only fair, since he is the one who hired the “animal rights lunatic” in the first place.

    BTW, I have it on good authority that the animal rights lunatic who is after J-Lo is Bob Barker.

  5. Angel Eyes Van Cleef 05/10/2007 10:10

    I love animals, especially steak.

  6. yoBman 05/10/2007 10:12

    I bet she uses her back hair in some of her designer outfits, too. Is that so wrong?

  7. Juan 05/10/2007 10:12

    Who wants J-Lo dead? Well, it may be a coincidence but “animal rights lunatic” is an anagram for “Ben Affleck.”

  8. Juan 05/10/2007 10:14

    Marc Anthony is a “Latin sensation”? Cogito ergo sum.

  9. The Duchess 05/10/2007 10:14

    They have to use the animal rights issue as an excuse? Why? She’s a horrible cheap nasty piece of trash even if she only wore recycled garbage bags as clothing.

  10. ice_nine 05/10/2007 10:15

    Marc Anthony was separated at birth from Steve Buscemi.

  11. foo 05/10/2007 10:17

    A true fucking whore and so is she

  12. MaleBoyShaunDeWet 05/10/2007 10:18

    FIRST!!!

  13. Angel Eyes Van Cleef 05/10/2007 10:19

    I dOn’t realy care about this story, not now my dolphin canoe has arrived. It’s made from freeze-dried then hollowed out dolphin. It’s a beauty.

  14. lady garden 05/10/2007 10:21

    marc anthony wants her dead so she can join him in the afterlife

  15. MaleBoyShaunDeWet 05/10/2007 10:21

    Ah common’. Like animal right activist are alright. They should go and take serious jobs and stop act like they were the white supremists!

  16. Eddie Munster 05/10/2007 10:21

    lol, i want a dolphin canoe.

  17. Brave Sir Robin 05/10/2007 10:21

    I think Marc Anthony hired two off duty cops from the Village People to “watch over her”.

  18. Eddie Munster 05/10/2007 10:22

    i think we should let all of the animals out of the zoos across the country!

  19. Brave Sir Robin 05/10/2007 10:24

    In Brave Sir Robin’s world, there’s room for all of God’s creatures…right next to my mashed potatoes.

  20. Brave Sir Robin 05/10/2007 10:25

    I think we should start by freeing all the boobies. Be freeeee, yeahhhh!

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