06.06.2007 AKON IS IN TROUBLE (IM KIDDING, OF COURSE)

It’s still not clear what a fan threw in this video that drove Akon so nuts, but one source quoted in a local paper said it was a piece of a pretzel. And then, obviously, Akon picked him up and threw him off a stage. Because, you know, why wouldn’t he? Point being, now local police are trying to find the victim to pursue legal action. The Poughkeepsie Journal says:

Detective. Lt. John Berlingieri of the Fishkill Police said talks have been held within the department regarding the possibility of questioning Akon about the incident, which occurred during Fishkill-based WSPK (104.7 FM)’s annual KFEST concert at Dutchess Stadium. “We’re trying to identify that kid, just to find out whether or not we have any kind of criminal offense,” Berlingieri said. “We are looking to speak to him. No victim. No crime.”

Wow these are some kind of super-cops. They're like gazelles - I've never seen such speed. Akon didn't throw the dude into a shredder, he's somewhere, but so what if he's not. You can watch Akon do it, what more do you need? I swear to god we're at the point where a celebrity could make a hat from bald eagles and Eskimos and the cops would just stare at them with their chin on the palms of their hands like some lovesick teen girl.



(58) Comments

  1. Blatherskite 06/06/2007 13:27

    1st toke!

  2. God 06/06/2007 13:28

    1st

  3. bryce 06/06/2007 13:28

    Station toilet stolen, police have nothing to go on.

  4. God 06/06/2007 13:28

    shit..

  5. bryce 06/06/2007 13:28

    Exactly

  6. foo 06/06/2007 13:30

    No harm no foul

  7. Murderface 06/06/2007 13:30

    Oh for fuck's sake, the kid wasn't even hurt.  He's probably stoked at the notoriety he's gotten since. 

    Hell, he probably got blown later by one of the chicks he landed on.

  8. VegasHustler 06/06/2007 13:30

    I promised myself I wouldn't say anything racist.

  9. JohnnyPersonMan 06/06/2007 13:31

    All the articles I read said it was a black plastic promotional frisbee and it hit Akon in the fizzle.

  10. monosylabik 06/06/2007 13:33

    whats a fizzle.

    im sure that kid enjoyed being touched by someone other than his mom giving him a good night kiss. he wont say shit. 

  11. Blatherskite 06/06/2007 13:34

    I just don't understand rappers anymore..first it was about drugs, pimps, and hoes..now, it's about bringing down whitey. :(

  12. Hugh G. Rection 06/06/2007 13:37

    Bryce, you made me laugh out loud while I’m supposed to be paying attention to some dumb fuck who is yammering on in this meeting. Thank you.

  13. buster 06/06/2007 13:38

    the kid turned into water and disappeared into the ground..

    (this was set-up)

  14. Blatherskite 06/06/2007 13:48

    In one week this guy's album will be Platnum next to K-Feds at Walmart's bargin bin!

  15. paul 06/06/2007 13:50

    I just think that it is funny that a guy, who sounds like a kazoo can do that to another person.   

  16. Cirig 06/06/2007 13:53

     

     FYI- It wasn't a felony so if no one complains, it's not a crime in NY. 

  17. Ass Tagger 06/06/2007 13:55

    Since my sh*tty computer's audio's fried, I could only catch the vid, but damn that was funny. 

    That dude just F-5ed his ass off the stage like he was a Raggedy Ann doll.

    Classic.  I love how he's just so ANGRY. 

  18. MaleBoyShaunDeWet 06/06/2007 13:59

    It wasn't a Pretzel, it was a banana.

  19. Sarcasto 06/06/2007 14:00

    This is still news??

  20. infidel 06/06/2007 14:02

    all i know is that the white boy was thrown from the stage because he deserved it

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