
God knows why, but a bunch of candid pictures of Hayden Panettiere have shown up online over the last two days, and I guess this is what the young people are doing for fun these days. Putting on stormtrooper helmets and getting painted in the backyard in a bikini and licking metal asses. Many are suggesting that this is the sexiest picture ever taken of someone getting it on with a statue. Well anyone who says that clearly hasn't seen the pictures of me humping Martha Washington.
















first
and yes i know the last one is old
Kinda? As goofy as people who say "FIRST"? That goofy? I hear you.
Why oh why couldn't teenagers have been this loose and stupid when I was in highschool? I may have actually enjoyed it.
Wow, I went out and picked the gayest screen name I thought possible. Got an avitar with Big Gay Al and a rainbow striped unicorn - which are almost as gay as Wiccans.
And yet calling out a "first" is what makes me feel like a loser.
"Hi Mr. Quinlan, wash ya car for our school fund-raiser? $5!"
"Why hi Hayden, um on the counsel of my attorney - I think you probably shouldn't."
Hayden who?
I guess I don't have to be in highschool to bang them though…..hmmmm.
I feel wrong in my pants.
Actually, I am quite impressed with her tongue work. How old is she?
I'd hit that harder than hell
MMMMM….boob-a-lee…
Hey Chris18, god damn that was funny you bastard.
picture # 4……..tell me none of you are thinking of stuffing that mouth. Looks like she can swallow miles of cock……..starting with mine.
I would lick her pooper!
Ahh yesss, high school….It brings back many mixed memories. Girls like this one, bodies tight as hell, playfull exuberance, and the subsequent restraining orders….
Memoirs of a future cum dumpster.
You need to post and let us know when she turns 18. I feel horrible knowing that this is the littel blonde girl from Remember the Titans…so wrong…but so very good at the same time…
Ahh, another brazen dumb slut child actor-how rare is that? Has she been knocked up & contracted the HIVs from one of those assholes with the baggy pants and sideways caps yet, or is she saving that for her 13th birthday?
She will be legal on Aug 21