06.28.2007 HAYDEN IS KINDA GOOFY

God knows why, but a bunch of candid pictures of Hayden Panettiere have shown up online over the last two days, and I guess this is what the young people are doing for fun these days.  Putting on stormtrooper helmets and getting painted in the backyard in a bikini and licking metal asses.  Many are suggesting that this is the sexiest picture ever taken of someone getting it on with a statue.  Well anyone who says that clearly hasn't seen the pictures of me humping Martha Washington.


(127) Comments

  1. Gandalf the Wiccan 06/28/2007 16:40

    first

  2. Brendon 06/28/2007 16:41

    and yes i know the last one is old

  3. gotdang 06/28/2007 16:43

    Kinda?  As goofy as people who say "FIRST"?  That goofy?  I hear you.

  4. Jesus H. Christ 06/28/2007 16:43

    Why oh why couldn't teenagers have been this loose and stupid when I was in highschool?  I may have actually enjoyed it. 

  5. Gandalf the Wiccan 06/28/2007 16:44

    Wow, I went out and picked the gayest screen name I thought possible.  Got an avitar with Big Gay Al and a rainbow striped unicorn - which are almost as gay as Wiccans.  
    And yet calling out a "first" is what makes me feel like a loser.

  6. Quinlan 06/28/2007 16:44

    "Hi Mr. Quinlan, wash ya car for our school fund-raiser?  $5!"

    "Why hi Hayden, um on the counsel of my attorney - I think you probably shouldn't."

  7. trexusmaximus 06/28/2007 16:45

    Hayden who?

  8. Jesus H. Christ 06/28/2007 16:45

    I guess I don't have to be in highschool to bang them though…..hmmmm.

  9. Chris18 06/28/2007 16:45

    I feel wrong in my pants.

  10. Frankie Boy 06/28/2007 16:46

    Actually, I am quite impressed with her tongue work.  How old is she?

  11. DB's Treasure 06/28/2007 16:46

    I'd hit that harder than hell

  12. Greg 06/28/2007 16:46

    MMMMM….boob-a-lee…

  13. Frankie Boy 06/28/2007 16:47

    Hey Chris18, god damn that was funny you bastard.

  14. DB's Treasure 06/28/2007 16:49

    picture # 4……..tell me none of you are thinking of stuffing that mouth. Looks like she can swallow miles of cock……..starting with mine.

  15. VegasHustler 06/28/2007 16:51

    I would lick her pooper!

  16. ggmo 06/28/2007 16:52

    Ahh yesss, high school….It brings back many mixed memories.  Girls like this one, bodies tight as hell, playfull exuberance, and the subsequent restraining orders….

  17. Optimus Poon 06/28/2007 16:53

    Memoirs of a future cum dumpster.

  18. Son of Bill Brasky 06/28/2007 16:54

    You need to post and let us know when she turns 18.  I feel horrible knowing that this is the littel blonde girl from Remember the Titans…so wrong…but so very good at the same time…

  19. Mr. Wonderful 06/28/2007 16:55

    Ahh, another brazen dumb slut child actor-how rare is that? Has she been knocked up & contracted the HIVs from one of those assholes with the baggy pants and sideways caps yet, or is she saving that for her 13th birthday?  

  20. Jake 06/28/2007 16:56

    She will be legal on Aug 21

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