06.29.2007 I THINK IM IN LOVE

If you had to chose between fucking the cougar Sharon Stone or fucking an actual cougar, which would you choose.  Keep in mind, the actual cougar won't lecture you about politics or claim to be in MENSA.  And if you fuck the real Sharon Stone, someone might drop a house on you.


(126) Comments

  1. VegasHustler 06/29/2007 13:39

    Red hair was a BAAAAAD choice!

  2. art.vandelay 06/29/2007 13:39

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    be afraid. be very afraid.

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  3. Cornelius 06/29/2007 13:39

    Oh my god, what is that thing?

  4. Observer 06/29/2007 13:40

    Yikesy

  5. VegasHustler 06/29/2007 13:40

    How could she look hot in picture 5, but look like something that would haunt the crypt keepers dreams in the 3rd pic??

  6. Friedrich Nietzsche 06/29/2007 13:40

    My penis does not know whats going on, first nearly naked pictures of Nick Lachey fuck buddy then this.

  7. Observer 06/29/2007 13:41

    She's in menstura?

    Wow - nothing better than a smart chick - especially one with a gag.

  8. VegasHustler 06/29/2007 13:41

    Oh ya and I was first! What you know about that mothafuckaaaa! You don't know me!

  9. VegasHustler 06/29/2007 13:42

    I will fight you!

  10. jeebus 06/29/2007 13:42

    I'd rather be passed out on the sidewalk in Chelsea than stick my dick in that thing.

  11. brian16 06/29/2007 13:43

    Holy god, didn't we see a pic of her tits looking lovely the other day?  This thing doesn't have tits, it has a teet used to feed it's hatchlings.

  12. Observer 06/29/2007 13:43

    Congratulations to VegasHustler on being first. I'll be the "first" to admit it - I'm jalous as hell.

  13. Observer 06/29/2007 13:44

    and jealous

  14. Doctress Leisa 06/29/2007 13:44

    I thought at first you had posted a picture of my 80 year old chain smoking grandmother. Then I looked a little closer and HOLY FUCK! Did someone destroy the Basil Hallward portrait she had hanging upstairs?

  15. Juan 06/29/2007 13:45

    These pics go in the dictionary next to the term "Coyote Ugly."

  16. Sloppy Joe 06/29/2007 13:45

    Isn't that the landlord from "Kingpin"?

  17. Juan 06/29/2007 13:46

    And don't give me that jive about "oh, you hope you look that good when you're that old."  I'm older than Sharon Stone and I look fabulous.

  18. Juan 06/29/2007 13:47

    Sharon Stone is appearing in a new movie about that Peruvian mummy woman they found in a cave somewhere.

  19. The Ghost of Deano 06/29/2007 13:47

    JESUS CHRIST what the fuck happened to her?  Damn that shit isnt just ugly, its mutated. It looks like Skeletor meets Banana Republic at Starbucks. 

    Fuck.

    She has to be lying about her age.  She looks at least 60 here.

  20. Mr. Wonderful 06/29/2007 13:47

    It's just fx make-up. This is from her next film in which she's playing Steven Tyler.

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