06.04.2007 LINDSAY LOHAN IS FUN

The Brit tabloid News of the World has published several shocking photographs of Lindsay Lohan, seemingly intoxicated and holding a knife to a friends throat.  They were taken four months ago, shortly after Lindsay completed her first stint in rehab.  News of the World says:

Taken just weeks before she was admitted to rehab for the second time, the drugs-crazed 20-year-old wild child is captured holding a KNIFE to a friend's throat at a party.
The pal is also pictured sliding another blade down the Mean Girls star's breast as Lindsay slips her own knife into her mouth in a chilling game.
A source told us: "These photos are very worrying. Lindsay is so out of control. She should not be left within a million miles of a knife. The states Lindsay gets herself into she is lucky to be alive."

Jesus, could Lindsay be any more of a menace to society.  I'd rather have komodo dragons at my party, or just replace my piñatas with beehives.


(95) Comments

  1. LudditeAndroid 06/04/2007 05:43

    Who among us hasn't held a comically large butter knife to a friend's throat shortly before that friend tries to pull off our shirt while a third friend takes photos of the whole thing from "artistic" (read: retarded) angles?  And who doesn't have a plastic fetus tied to their belt?  People who suck, that's who.

  2. Obecny75 06/04/2007 05:46

    Im willing to put money on it that Lindsey is dead within a year…..heres to wishful thinking

  3. zeigler 06/04/2007 06:14

    lohan is fun…and HOT. id bang her like a man on fire.

  4. buster 06/04/2007 06:16

    the sharp edge is away from the skin in all the pics. shes an actress… the paps have got nothing to run since they pushed her into rehab again.

  5. Squarepusher 06/04/2007 06:29

    What an ugly skin !!

  6. beeper 06/04/2007 06:47

    She's having her boob cut off because it makes her look fat.

  7. Sima 06/04/2007 06:57

    HOT

  8. mudboy 06/04/2007 07:01

    man, ah loves me some freckled tittays.

  9. Conal 06/04/2007 07:06

    I wish she'd just go ahead and get topless already.  We already know her vag looks like a litter of newborn mole rats, let's see the rack so we can finally stop dealing with this train-wreck of a girl.

  10. foo 06/04/2007 07:36

    I bet some lucky fucker fucked both these drunken whores.(Her friend is hot)

  11. captain lovelog 06/04/2007 07:49

    This is an example of how totally fucked up society is. Just because this skag is "pretty" she can get away with anything. If I am high on meth and threatening a slut with a knife, the Magistrate says that "I am a menace to society". Bullshit. All coz of my hump, club foot and cleft mouth. Superficial crap bias.

     

  12. LOCO4WWTDD 06/04/2007 07:53

    uh-oh…i see a little muffin top hanging out in the 3rd pic…there's NO WAY see'll be allowed into nicole richie's "100 pounds or less" party. what the fuck is up with lindsay's skin?! she looks radioactive.

  13. Krusty Burger 06/04/2007 08:08

    I'd squirt clown jiuce all over those freckles.

  14. krushgroove 06/04/2007 08:18

    Oh wow, she held a cake knife to a chick's throat.  SHE MUST BE STOPPED!

  15. DS 06/04/2007 08:39

    Who gives a fuck about Lohan, her friend is HOT

  16. nineinchmale 06/04/2007 08:48

    I'd still fuck her.

  17. DB's Treasure 06/04/2007 08:51

    I'd still fuck her, this time I'd hold a kniife to her throat.

  18. Coregasm 06/04/2007 08:58

    While the thought of Lindsay holding any sharp object that is not called a butter knife is downright terrifying… it makes her even hotter to me. I love to fuck me some crazy bitches.

  19. Observer 06/04/2007 09:01

    Nice tits, I swear I would fuck her.

    However, a menancing butter knife really does nothing for me. The bread knife? That can be scary in the ex-wife's hands. 

     

  20. JC 06/04/2007 09:05

    Hey, look! Nipple pinching must be cool again! Alright! Par-tay!

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