LINDSAY LOHAN IS FUN

The Brit tabloid News of the World has published several shocking photographs of Lindsay Lohan, seemingly intoxicated and holding a knife to a friends throat.  They were taken four months ago, shortly after Lindsay completed her first stint in rehab.  News of the World says:

Taken just weeks before she was admitted to rehab for the second time, the drugs-crazed 20-year-old wild child is captured holding a KNIFE to a friend's throat at a party.The pal is also pictured sliding another blade down the Mean Girls star's breast as Lindsay slips her own knife into her mouth in a chilling game.A source told us: "These photos are very worrying. Lindsay is so out of control. She should not be left within a million miles of a knife. The states Lindsay gets herself into she is lucky to be alive."

Jesus, could Lindsay be any more of a menace to society.  I'd rather have komodo dragons at my party, or just replace my piñatas with beehives.