PARIS HILTON IS OUT OF JAIL, PART 3

TMZ says : "Reporters hammered away about Paris' medical condition during a press conference in front of the jail, where she was released early this morning, but Whitmore said that due to confidentiality laws, he could not discuss even the slightest health-related details. Paris will be under house confinement in her West Hollywood home for 40 days, where she has a 3000-4000 ft. radius of freedom. Her jail cell was 96 square feet. After the 40 days are up, Whitmore says she will have "fulfilled her debt to society."Whitmore made it clear that Paris was not released early — she was reassigned. She is technically still in custody."

Only the starfuckers who run the LA county sheriffs department would say she was not released early with a straight face.  She went from prison to a mansion.  I'm not technically an architect, but those don't sound like the same thing.  And I'm sure this sentence will get cut in half too.  By tomorrow, they'll take off the house arrest ankle bracelet and replace it with the Congressional Medal of Valor, and they'll do it in one of those big ceremonies like at the end of Star Wars.