PARIS HILTON IS OUT OF JAIL

Paris Hilton was released from jail early this morning, just 3 days into what was originally a 45 day sentence.  TMZ says:

Unimpeachable sources tell TMZ the deal was sealed yesterday, and that Hilton made her exit early this morning. The L.A. County Sheriff's Department will hold a news conference in an hour to discuss what went down.

So, to recap, what was originally a 45 day sentence in jail became a 23 day sentence with a hand picked cellmate and then eventually a three day stay in a private cell.  And even though she's the angel of death behind the wheel, she’ll be back on the road by noon.  Fantastic.