PARIS IS A PRO

During her 23 days in jail, Paris Hilton told anyone who would listen that prison had changed her and she was ready to grow up and dump her vapid and superficial lifestyle.  Well she was released from prison very early this morning, and you’ll never guess what her first priority was.  No, just stop, you’ll never guess.  Never in a million years.  Us magazine says:

Hilton, 26, who was released at 12:01 a.m. from Los Angeles' Century Regional Detention Facility, had a 9:30 at-home appointment this morning with DreamCatchers Hair Extensions, according to The Insider.And just what was Hilton getting? "Full length, 20 inches of extensions….blonde, of course," the DreamCatchers rep told The Insider. When the show asked if Hilton would be taking her new locks out on the town tonight, the rep replied, "wouldn't you?"The hair-fix house-call contradicts what Hilton told Barbara Walters at the start of her sentence. “I’m not that superficial girl," she said. "I haven’t looked in a mirror since I got here. My purpose in life is to be where I am.”

Of course.  Of course this whores gonna get extensions and go get drunk tonight.  It's Paris Hilton.  Of course she hasn't changed.  You might as well ask her to build a log cabin or fly.