PARIS IS BANNED

Paris Hilton gave an interview to People magazine yesterday just hours after being released from jail and she will of course appear on the cover, but you won't find her on the cover of Us.  In fact, you won't find any mention of her at all because Us has decided to stop covering Paris Hiltons antics altogether.  The AP says:

"When it came down to it, the staff and I felt what I believe a lot of people in America are feeling. Which is just enormous Paris fatigue," US Weekly Editor Janice Min told The Associated Press on Tuesday.As a result, Hilton not only won't be on the cover, there won't even be a mention of her in the magazine.That was no easy task, she said, adding US Weekly editors had to comb carefully through every beauty story and every fashion item to make sure there wasn't an offhand mention of the hotel heiress somewhere.Still, Min expects her magazine will do just fine without her. Hilton, she said, has become such a mainstream media staple "that in many ways her time with US Weekly has moved on."

Well la-di-da your majesty.  Aren't you fancy.  Or are you just throwing a little hissyfit because Paris gave an exclusive to your rival?  Will this weeks cover story be on Fermat's Last Theorem or Kelly Clarkson eating a hot dog?  Oh, I'm on pins and needles.