Humility is always endearing, so take whatever words mean the exact opposite of "humility" and "endearing" and put that in front of this Paula Abdul quote:
"I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am."
That's just one of the gems from Paulas new reality show, set to air on Bravo later this month. The Daily News says:
In the first episode, set to air June 28, the "American Idol" judge appears addled after the 2007 Grammy Awards. She stumbles on the street and giggles in the back of her limo ("I crack myself up!") before her mood darkens and she berates two assistants for not bringing her sweat pants to change into for a flight.
The encounter reveals a needy celebrity who, in the lap of pampering, constantly believes herself to be mistreated by those around her. "The way I've been treated is [like] a piece of dog s—," she complains in another typical outburst.
She also clashes with QVC executives and flummoxes her long-suffering PR rep, Jeff Ballard, one of three she has fired or been fired by this year.
There must be two Paula Abduls. There's the one mentioned in this story, the one who is a gift to all of us and who can point to the sky, part the clouds and make a golden city appear, and then there's the one on "American Idol", the one who is typically drunk or high or drunk and high and whose only contribution to the biggest show on television is not falling down.
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Can we some naked pictures of Amanda Beard instead of talking about PA????
Are there naked pics of her out?
Shoot me for saying this but… ever since she had those hit songs in the late 80s I thought she was bangin, I still think she's bangin, and ever since its become clear that she is kind of a whack-job, I find her to be even more bangin. I'd hit that in a New York minute.
Paula's greatest achievement was not having any kids with that dipshit Emilio Estevez. Could you imagine how fucked up those kids would've been? …….. Yup, just like Brit's kids.
We can all empathize with Paula. Well, i can anyway. I've had a bastard of a hangover all day.
*yawn*
Boring.
Paula is one "gift" I would return for store credit or cash, exchange for a new toaster, or donate to the Salvation Army.
I'd hit just about anything female but Paula is way down on my list, somewhere below Cameron Diaz (whom I hate) but somewhere above Judge Judy (whom I also hate).
Hey I'm an unappreciated gift too. Like a broken pasta maker… Paula and I don't get the treatment and respect we deserve.
Although thinking about it, the only real work Paula did was 20 years ago. She's been coasting since then.
On a different note, the chick in the American Apparel "Barely There" bathing suit ads has kind of a beer-gut. LOL
Paula hasn't been the same since she was humped and dumped by that cartoon cat.
Are we sure she said "gift"? She might have said "I'm tired of people not treating me like the GIT I am."
"Git is most often British slang for a stupid or unpleasant person." (Wiki)
The Amanda Beard nudes are out today in Playboy.
yeah she is a kind of a dumb bitch. but i would still bang that dumb bitch.
Mmmmmm, Judge Judy.
Perry- then if they are in Playboy I loan you the 6.95… I thought there was some crazy night vision shit.
juan - Paula is one "gift" I would return for store credit or cash, exchange for a new toaster, or donate to the Salvation Army.
I'd hit just about anything female but Paula is way down on my list, somewhere below Cameron Diaz (whom I hate) but somewhere above Judge Judy (whom I also hate).
i'd hate fuck the shit out of judge judy, she must have an angry dry pussy…
Paula is a gift to my spank bank.