The reunion that no one has been asking for was finally officially announced yesterday in London. The Daily Mail says:
Seven years after splitting up, the Spice Girls have announced a worldwide comeback spectacular. The girl band will kick off a world tour in America. The five - now all in their thirties - will start on 7 December in Los Angeles. The group, including Victoria Beckham, Melanie Brown, Melanie Chisholm, Geri Halliwell and Emma Bunton fell straight back in sync, striking familiar poses for the world's media. The reunion tour, which is set to hit London on December 15 and take in Madrid, Koln, Las Vegas, Sydney, Cape Town and Buenos Aires among others will certainly be lucrative for the Spices. They are expected to pocket about 20 million dollars each.
Rawr! 5 moms in their thirties, lip synching badly to songs that sucked ten years ago and wearing ill-fitting, age-inappropriate costumes! That shit sounds hot! It'll be like some secretaries went to karaoke night, except it'll cost me 100 dollars! Done and done, baby!
Creepy.
Finally!
Thank GOD! One of the most underrated songwriters of all time.
Why is the middle one wearing my Grandmother's curtains?
posh is fugly
Oddly enough, Scary used to be the nastiest bitch of the bunch. In that picture, I think she looks the best. Oh for the love of all things holy, please shoot me now. Also, did Ginger not get the memo for what to wear?
From left to right:
Confused About Her Age/Beauty Spice, Raccoon Vampire Spice, My Grandmother Spice, Ben & Jerry's Best Customer Spice, and Eddie Murphy's Cum Dumpster Spice.
why the fuck can't beckham smile?? i think when they butchered her nose the doctors must have cut the smiling muscles too.
This is the greatest news of my life. If you tell me LFO is opening for them I may shit myself.
This is the greatest news of my life. If you tell me LFO is opening for them I may shit myself.
Posh hasn't smiled since the Spice Girls broke up. Now that they're back together, I guess the breakup gets ruled out as the cause. The mystery continues…
Jerry is the only one that looks the damn same. TYLER, put a side by side comparison, wo we know who the hell these ladies are. cause i cant figure them out. well, maybe the one on the right.
I thought they were dead or something.
Funniest Line: "The five - now all in their thirties - will start on 7 December in Los Angeles"
At least the start of their tour won't be the worst thing to ever happen on December 7th
Good one Jed!
Soooo, tellmewhatyawantwhatyareallyreallywant - Itellyawantiwantwhatireallyreallywant - iwannaheyiwannaheyiwannaHACK! COUGHWHEEZECUAHACK - ACK.
Whew. Give me a sec, will ya, luv? I thinks I blew me chunks all ovah me gullivah.
You mistyped. That should read. "The Spice Girls are fat."Look at that beast on the end.
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This is the greatest news of my life. If you tell me LFO is opening for them I may shit myself.
Made me laugh so fucking hard!
I'm still holding out for the Color Me Badd reunion tour
she just gave birth.