The awesome rumor lately is that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are spending more and more time together and may even be on the verge of getting back together. And maybe they can start a basketball team with KFeds kids, since he and Britney have 2, and now it's said that he's gotten his ex Shar Jackson pregnant for the third time. Cindy Adams says:
His on-again-off-again-and-for-sure-lately very on-again romance with Shar Jackson seems to have produced yet another baby between them. She's into her seventh week, and at the instant I write this he doesn't know. Star magazine is saying she's hoping this brings them back together as a family. Ugh. Oy. Eee-yewww. Kevin the Insect.
Britney should be flattered that she's apparently half of the people on earth who will have sex with Keven Federline. She better hold on to him tight, there's seemingly competition for his sexy services around every corner. He's a modern day Don Juan, he is!
UPDATE - Shar tells Us shes not pregnant with Federlines kid. "It is not even remotely true," she says. And hopefully she's telling the truth. I'd rather see a new T-Rex born than another bastard kid for KFed.
KFed sperm has got to be incredible
FIRST
In before your mom!
Cumshot on your sister!
1st bitches!!!
MOTHERFUCKER.
they are all so fucking worthless
KFed just might be the best man on the planet. We should call him the Alpha Male and sacrifice virgins (male or female) to him.
can't be tooo hard to get a girl infected with your demon seed when you don't wrap up, shes not on the pill and you cum inside her every chance you get…
then again i can't remember the last time i fucked something
livingyoung enough to get pregant so im not the clear on how it worksHe's got more kids than Mrs. Wayans.
Yo baby, I don't be playin none o that prenup mess this time around neither, y'heard? It be complicatin shiznit an I ain't got time to be hearin that, yo. If we gettin back togetha, I want mines, know what I'm sayin? Word.
Shar Jackson and Britney Spears are officially the dumbest, skankiest and loosest women on earth. Congratulations!
Britney has been having "secret meetings" with K-Fed. Which of the following is true:
(a) Most of these take place in the break room at Wal-Mart where K-Fed is now working as the world's youngest greeter.
(b) Most of these take place in K-Fed's car, parked outside of Shar's house.
(c) Most of these take place in Britney's mind.
(d) Most of these take place in Britney's pants.
(e) K-Fed is a loser/wigger but he commands a higher stud fee than this year's Kentucky Derby winner.
Topics of 'seriously deep conversations' Brit and K-Fed have:
The Wind feels we should come down so hard on K-Fed. It's apparent that he simply needs more explicit instructions on how he should properly wear a condom.
First, buy one of those magnum variety. (The Wind will be happy to loan you one.)
Second, stretch it over your head, making sure that your face is fully covered, and the seal is airtight.
Third, breathe deeply.
Fed-Ex must have some sort of quality that I can't see. Ladies, help me out here, what is it?
Oh, chicks dig loser assholes that treat them like shit?
the sex-angry sex-that's why we shag losers
If for some reason I just HAD to fuck KFed (say, for example, I was stuck in some "Saw" type scenario where my arms would be ripped out of my sockets if I did not fuck KFed), I would wear seven condoms and dip myself in a vat of spermacide first.
Actually, even THEN I might just be better off learning to drive with my feet.
(Yes, they make condoms for women now)
they have been making them for a while. just thought they discontinued them.
^ I thought that no one bought female condoms as they look like and feel like a supermarket plastic bag up your vag.
Apart from me as they are the only thing big enough to cover my man-club.