06.29.2007 WHAT THE HELL

Life and Style is publishing naked pictures of Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey taken while the two were on vacation in Mexico this past weekend.  Except they're not really naked because the magazine censored them.  Which is good because it means I don't have to see a naked Nick Lachey but is really really really bad because it prevents me from seeing a naked Vanessa Minnillo.  God I've never wanted to see a guys penis so badly in my life. 


(74) Comments

  1. JC 06/29/2007 13:12

    I'll find these, give me a few hours. Or days.

  2. mephistopheles jefferson 06/29/2007 13:13

    Atta boy, JC. I knew I could count on you…

  3. Joey 06/29/2007 13:14

    HAHAHAHA jefferson!

  4. Deesnuts 06/29/2007 13:15

    Not only is she hot but she is very talented at "cup carrying" WTF?? how is she doing that?

  5. JC 06/29/2007 13:15

    Wow, this is already on Wikipedia, so they may be out there already:

    " In late June, nude photos of Vanessa and current boyfriend Nick Lachey emerged onto the internet.[8]"

  6. Doctress Leisa 06/29/2007 13:17

    I don't care how hot she is–she lets a slimy, talentless hack like Nick Lachey stick it in her pooper. That ruins any appeal she has.

  7. mephistopheles jefferson 06/29/2007 13:18

    Joey, this is probably a good time to tell you that you have by far the most disturbing avatar on the site.  Well done.

  8. Mr. Wonderful 06/29/2007 13:19

    Why are we not allowed to see her stinky pinocha? I DEMAND TO SEE HER STINKY PINOCHA!

  9. Krusty Burger 06/29/2007 13:19

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again………Krusty would hit that.

  10. brian16 06/29/2007 13:22

    I think that the pics of her and LiLo are the hottest non-porn pics I've ever seen.

  11. Joey 06/29/2007 13:23

    HAHAHAHA awesome

     

    i believe it speaks for itself 

  12. Optimus Poon 06/29/2007 13:23

    JC… Get on that shit.  I want to see Nick's turdcutter so bad it aches.

  13. VegasHustler 06/29/2007 13:24

    Don't EVER show me censored photos again. EVER!

  14. PercySugden 06/29/2007 13:27

    Boy, in picture number 4 she looks way better with a knife to her throat and makeup on than peering over a wall with makeup off.  I guess that's the point of makeup.

    Wait, what was my point?

    I'm going to go and lie down now.  Wake me up when somebody finds the naked pics.  Cheers.

  15. Laylo 06/29/2007 13:27

    JC… find it! The outcome of humanity depends on you!

  16. Kid_Doc 06/29/2007 13:28

    I disagree with M.J. Joey, the avatar is easily the greatest thing I've seen in months! Far better than edited photos of these 2 C-list (at best) retards.

  17. The Lord Humungus The Warrior of the Wasteland The Ayatollah of Rock-and-Rollah 06/29/2007 13:31

    Oh great Mr Wonderful. Now I'm going to spend the rest of the day sounding like Beevis on a sugar jag, screaming "Stinky Pinocha!!!"

  18. Silent H 06/29/2007 13:32

    I have to see them tettas

  19. Son of Bill Brasky 06/29/2007 13:32

    Does FOX own WWTDD now?  First, my "n word" post wouldn't post earlier and now there are CENSORED pics up.  Fuck you, Rupert Murdoch.

  20. Bulb 06/29/2007 13:37

    Just for a speed-reading second there, I thought that the reportedly long dead guy from Milli Vanilli had been found alive. After undergoing sex reassignment surgery.

    On normal-speed reading I realise that I have no idea who these people are.

    Whatever. Milli Vanilli will always suck poopy anus. You know it's true.

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