The Daily Mail says today that Catherine Zeta-Jones washes her hair with truffles and Beluga caviar flown in from Iran and credits this lavish treatment for keeping her hair shiny. The Mail says:
At 400 dollars a time, just for the fish eggs, looking good does not come cheap.
The Beluga caviar is apparently flown in from Iran five days ahead of her treatments at a beauty salon in South Kensington.
"Catherine discovered the caviar treatment last summer and was astounded by the difference it made to her hair," said a source.
"She has an incredibly rich and vibrant natural hair colour but the creamy, almost oily nature of caviar really brings this out, making the colour even richer and making it so much more glossy.
Miss Zeta-Jones's hair is washed with a truffle-based shampoo, then smeared with the caviar, which is combed through and left to set.
What a difference this must make. Before the treatment, her hair is brown. After the treatment, her hair is brown and pelicans attack her as she walks down the street. Where should we throw our money away next!
I would still hit her HARD
Of course I would need my epi-pen afterwards since I tend to be allergic to most seafood.
She could get the same oil-rich conditioning effect with a bottle of WD40.
Without remorse, Deano, without remorse.
What a coincidence….I wash my hair with baby shit and fat -back
For $10 a shot, she could use the new Brave Sir Robin protien formula, which I would personally administer.
It's sad–she must feel she's getting old and unattractive so she's resorting to desperate measures like this.
Just my speed–desperate, middle-aged, rich, low self-esteem, still hot-looking. I'd hit it.
She'd be so grateful.
She is so fucking stupid she probably bathes in virgin olive oil thinking it will make her hymen grow back.
I dunno Deano, ever since she became the "Michael Douglas Wild Nature Preserve" i've been reluctant to drop trou in her honour. All the fun has gone out of it. I mean, she obviously gets off on seniors, what could a virile super-hung ex rock star like myself offer her? I mean, besides multiple orgasms?
WOW…her Bombs look HUGE There!
Doctress, thats the funniest one today so far! Nice! And truthfully, I've heard she IS super dumb.
hahahah leisa!!
that is absolutly ridiculous, damn thoses rich celebs are 'tards! Hey bitch, you're putting eggs in your million dollars hair… damit
What a retard. I'd love for the government to investigate her for buying this crap from Iran - that can't be legal…
Hey! Lay off her. I use the same caviar hair treatment.
Well I say caviar, in reality I catch frogs in a pond and rub them in my hair.
Hmmm, slimey…
They don't have fish in Iran, those aren't fish eggs..
THOSE AREN'T FISH EGGS!!! :O
k, I'll say it. So now her hair smells like her twat. So what?
I'm with you, WWBKD - I'm pretty sure we have economic sanctions going on with IRAN. Given her last few movies, I guess we know where IRAN is getting their bomb technology. HEYO!!!!
its probably octogenarian sperm
Someone should tell her husband that bathing in the blood of virgins is not working.