If you watch "Rock of Love" on VH1 - aka, The Worlds Greatest Show - you know it's pretty much just white trash whores getting drunk and fighting, then getting drunker and stripping and then making out with each other. I don't know who molested those girls when they were kids but I sure am grateful. The big star of the show may be Brandi C (pictured on the left, clip here). She's still on the show for now, she wasn't voted off this week, but I guess we know she didn't win because she's already in a relationship with another gentlemen. And there's video of them consummating their love online. I guess they're married or something. I'm not sure why the other girl is there. Maybe she just needed cheering up. I know I feel better.
Screencaps here and here and here and here, but, SERIOUSLY, BE WARNED, THIS IS HARDCORE AND EXTREMELY NSFW. I'm uploading the full video now but it's taking forever, should have a link soon.
UPDATE - megaupload link to the full NSFW video here.
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And I'm a monkey's uncle!
Glory be!
Who is this, and beyond the fact that she's naked and fucking why should we - oh wait, she's naked and fucking.
She's kind of gross. Maybe I just need more coffee.
BTW, that "1" post doesn't count.
Looking at the screencaps I might even pass on the whole video. I can already sense the disappointment that semi-pro porn with wrecked and nasty chicks delivers.
i was jsut gonna say that Larry…it dont count
Wow, there's like a surplus of blonde chicks with fake boobs in the porn industry - I like porn chicks from those 1970s movies: brunettes & red heads, natural big tits, real orgasms, and a hairy bush that would make the Ho Chi Min Delta look like a sunny afternoon at the Pottery Barn!
Tiny nipples, big tits.
OK, here's a nice trick for you 'gentlemen' out there…..As soon as the whore spends her last 20 or 50 dollars on ANOTHER rock of meth and/or crack, grab a piece about the size of a dime and crush it up in your hand, then, WHILE SHE'S LOOKING, just throw it all over the carpet. Then as soon as she finishes smoking what she just bought, give it a few seconds so she'll realize she's out of junk, then tell her she can't farm your carpet until she's "paid the piper". It works EVERY time!!!!!
Well, Quinlan, I've got tickets to a Greek Heritage Festival this coming weekend that I'll be glad to sell you. At cost, of course.
Damn, those chicks are fug.
The fact that this show exists makes me want to kill someone. Everyone, actually. Bret Michaels…really? Jesus…he looks like the homeless dude I saw one time who lives in a milk crate and talked to a hot dog bun. And all of the chicks in the show, including Brandi C, are cliches. They think it's still the 80s and that it's gonna be cool to meet the band backstage so they can get fucked. On the other hand, girls like that will let you do anything to them and any time, and there IS something insanely hot about trashy blondes with big tits, so you can see my internal struggle with this topic.
God bless a cum guzzling, block rocking, missile twisting, nut busting whore. Where would our precious "internet" be without 'em? Seriously though, is anyone else having a craving for some steakums? Or like, a roast beef sammich?
Is this show on PBS?
my roomate and i would pull a threesome with white chick with tattos up her arms…….she is the only one that doesent drink though…so it looks like i would have to put GHB in her water……
Percy: Yes, it's on right after the 'Antique Sex Toys Roadshow'.
this is whats wrong with American Television. theyve got all the ingredients for something entertaining and right (at least from a titty-watching "baywatch" perspective), but it just winds up being more boring useless bullshit… people who can't act trying desperately to be actors.
yeah, cuz nothing is more sexy than nerfball tits on an INCREDIBLY fake blond…. I wouldn't touch these bitches with a 100 foot pole. Although that really shows what kind of character Vince Neil is… fat, washed up, and still fucking nasty ass whores that could pass as his kids. Classy man!!! All the way!!!