07.03.2007 CARLTON IS DATING A PORN STAR

Media Take Out says today that Alfonso Ribiero (maybe most famous for playing the nerdy character Carlton on "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air" with Will Smith) is still in the process of divorcing his first wife but has already moved on and is now dating porn star Ashlynn Brooke.  MTO says:

And that's not all, MediaTakeOut.com has been told by an adult film insider that Ashlynn refuses to do "scenes" with black men. Tells the insider, "For a beautiful and popular blonde actress like her to do interracial scenes, she'd lose a lot of her fan base. I know it sounds racist, but it's just business … apparently she doesn't have a problem with [Black men] in her personal life."

Wow, this guy is on top of the world!  Maybe next he could put a wig on one of those red biohazard boxes filled with used needles and stick his penis in that.  They both have about the same amount of disease inside but the biohazard bin won't get stoned and prattle on for 8 hours about her cats dreams.




(89) Comments

  1. heather 07/03/2007 14:40

    first

  2. JoeBlow 07/03/2007 14:42

    Damn she is ugly

  3. heather 07/03/2007 14:43

    her daddy would be so proud

    not only are millions of slobby nasty men jerking off to her naked nationally distributed pussy, but now she's plowing a has been black man.

    i hope if i have children they aspire to be like her

  4. MLMike 07/03/2007 14:46

    I've seen her work.  I'd love to work with her.  She's quite talented. 

  5. Vieux Carre 07/03/2007 14:48

    is it just me or does this girl look like she's 12?

  6. Fro 07/03/2007 14:48

    Fist her too…

  7. Aaron03 07/03/2007 14:50

    Well I guess he is getting his groove on. 

  8. Dirty Hairy 07/03/2007 14:50

    I suppose I can think of worse things than hosing a porn actress. Namely moving in with one. I basically imagine every porn star has a 6 foot long mirror for a coffee table, and that is basically has at least a kilo of coke piled on it any time. And instead of bannisters, there are schlongs. That kind of thing.

  9. pump 07/03/2007 14:51

    i'll tell you whether if she takes it in the black tight hooooaaaaarrgh. hmm that white stuff again..

    anyways, i'll tell you if she's a pooper lady after downloading couple of movies she made. 

  10. Alan 07/03/2007 14:54

    Q:  How do you prevent STDs?

    A:  Wear a condom

    Q:  How to prevent premature ejaculation?

    A:  Wear two condoms

    Q:  How to increase p-n-s size?

    A:  Wear three condoms

     

  11. Bulb 07/03/2007 14:58

    "Adult film insider"; is that the same thing as a cream pie?

  12. Son of Bill Brasky 07/03/2007 15:01

    1st: why did the banner pic change from the chick to Will and Carlton?

    2nd? why would god waste awesome titties by sticking them on relatively cute chick with eyes that look like they've been strteched with fish hooks?

  13. Dan Daoust 07/03/2007 15:04

    She looks sweet.

  14. Coregasm 07/03/2007 15:07

    I refuse to fuck a cute porn chick seven ways to Sunday on screen but in my private life I am all for it.

  15. Brian 07/03/2007 15:11

    Crimped hair is soooo hot.

  16. Baphomet 07/03/2007 15:11

    …missing shows like The Fresh Prince

  17. Dexter Poindexter 07/03/2007 15:14

    Tramp stamp. Fake tits. Dark roots on blonde hair. Mediocre looks. Bargain basement pussy. Yup, she's a keeper. Well done, young Master Bates Banks!

  18. Billy 07/03/2007 15:15

    Change that to Carlton is Dating a Porn Star with Great Tits

  19. Tennessee Tuxedo 07/03/2007 15:19

    That far away glazed over stare….she looks autistic.

  20. dudehorn 07/03/2007 15:21

    Wow, I just love her breasts and nipples……..

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