07.06.2007 CLOVERFIELD IS TOP SECRET

If you’ve seen "Transformers" by now, you've also seen a teaser trailer for the most secretive project in Hollywood, a movie called "Cloverfield", directed by JJ Abrahms and written by "Lost" writer Drew Goddard. The movie looks like a mix of Godzilla and Godzilla if he interrupted a party that someone was filming, but it's hard to say for sure because almost nothing is known about the movie. It's not even officially named Cloverfield yet, and the website is completely useless except for revealing the movies release date. It's also good if you want to stand naked and have awestruck girls staring up in astonished disbelief, but that gets boring after an hour or so. 

(109) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 07/06/2007 15:52

    huh?

  2. DB's Treasure 07/06/2007 15:55

    What the fuck was that all about?

  3. mephistopheles jefferson 07/06/2007 15:56

    Who fucking brings a camera into a theater and records the previews?  This is more useless than filming your children.  

    Actually,  I take that back.  Some idiots might actually pay you for the previews.  

  4. The Ghost of Deano 07/06/2007 15:57

    Slow Friday. 

  5. Christina 07/06/2007 16:00

    WHY.

  6. wanks 07/06/2007 16:01

    MOTHHHHRAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

  7. Angel Eyes Van Cleef 07/06/2007 16:02

    Was that Picnic Bear?

  8. Dexter Poindexter 07/06/2007 16:02

    Is it possible to smell a bomb?

  9. Captain Howdy 07/06/2007 16:02

    seventh biatches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. Lightdragon 07/06/2007 16:03

    yes Dexter and this smells big time

  11. gotdang 07/06/2007 16:05

    I thought the preview looked cool.  I'll go see it.  I loved Godzilla.

    Y'all say what you want, but the production company is named "Bad Robot", so naturally, I'm off to please myself again.  Bad Robot.  That is such a HOT fucking thought.

  12. Dirty Hairy 07/06/2007 16:05

    Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

     

    Well you better let him out!

     

    It's a good thing I am here to entertain us with funny jokes, unlike WWTDD today.

  13. upther 07/06/2007 16:07

    JJ Abrams and Drew Goddard?  Count me the fuck in. 

  14. Doctress Leisa 07/06/2007 16:09

    Why is this newsworthy? Seriously, any movie season where Robin Williams plays a priest who quips, "Get the flock outta here!" promises to be a seething pile of feces. Last time that joke was funny my ancestors were sailing on the Mayflower.

  15. Captain Howdy 07/06/2007 16:10

    if you look close at the trailer you can just make out Brittney  and I think shes got an umbrella!

  16. Captain Howdy 07/06/2007 16:11

    Q: How do you get a dog to quit humping your leg?

     

    A: Pick him up and suck his dick!

  17. Doctress Leisa 07/06/2007 16:13

    Please tell me you do not know this from personal experience.

  18. Of Course Not 07/06/2007 16:14

    I think Britney was the one blowing stuff.  See, the car was a building and the umbrella was a laser shooter…

  19. Captain Howdy 07/06/2007 16:15

    give me a shot bitch

     

  20. Blatherskite 07/06/2007 16:18

    If another jack-ass re-makes Godzilla I'm going to have to crack some skulls!! I will seriously get on my back paws and scratch their shins really bad!! They will feel my furry wrath!!

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