Kirsten Dunst moved to a 4 million dollar house in the London suburb of Islington a few months ago so she could be closer to her hunky boyfriend Johnny Borrell, and - brace yourself - her new neighbors already hate her. Pretty shocking, huh? The Daily Mail says:
It is claimed that three families have written to Islington council to complain about her late night parties and the loud noise.
We're told she's developed a reputation for disturbing the peace and having a wild time as she leaves the pub and brings people back to her quiet street.
Our well-placed source claims: "Kirsten isn't very popular in Islington at the moment. The locals are incensed that she's changing the tone of the area. She's started spending nights in the local pub by herself chatting to the locals
When closing time comes she invites them all round to her house to continue the party. But it seems the noise levels and people coming and going at all hours is getting to her neighbours.
"They've had enough and apparently three families have written a petition to the council in the hope they'll take some action.
"Where they live used to be a peaceful neighbourhood but now they think it is like party central."
Wow, I'm really sorry about this England. This is embarrassing. You got Madonna and Paltrow and Dunst. We got Kate Beckinsale and Kelly Brook. You really got fucked in this deal. We could have told you you were gonna hate Snaggletooth. Everyone does. She needs to find a country where annoying bitches with creepy pebble teeth and dead lifeless eyes will be celebrated. Then she'll be all set.
oh shit, i hate to say it, but first
Is this Corey Feldman with a bleach job?
Geez, its been a while. Brace yourself for the raging debate…
I'd DEFINITELY hit it.
I'd hit it too. But then I'd throw in reverse and back over it, just to be sure I killed it.
If she's living in London, doesn't she already live where they have hammer-time in their mouths? She should be fitting right in.
a who gives a shit, she fits in with the brits, she has fangs for teeth and they have baked beans
Dah dah duh dah duh dah! Snagglefug power!
Her drinks cabinet must be pretty f*ckin' special, because there's no way I'm going round her place for anything else…
I hear she's there for a remake of An American Werewolf in London.
Wow, the best of both worlds: oversized Ray Bans. Classy.
Is she at Legoland?
.. unless, of course, she knows how to make a proper fish-finger sandwich. I'd be up for that.
hahahahahhaahaha oh England- P@WNED!
hahahahahhaha
oh and as soon as they realize nobody watches fucking soccer over here, (or cares for lifesize dolls you can't deflate) you're getting posh and beckham back too
WAIT! She is unpopular in islington yet throws wild parties while disturbing the peace. Just think of the parties being thrown by popular people. I think I found a new Vacation Spot!!!
Where's new pix of her herpfeet?
Ummm… Who is this?
No… really… Who is she? She sure looks dumpy.
@ the colonials:
Yes, dears, you're right. All of the English have bad teeth. But it doesn't matter, because we can't see each other, because of the fog that perpetually enshrouds our little island.
In other generalisations, at least we can spell properly, and see our own feet.
"beat dat bitch with a bat"
the baltimore club techno hit and soundtrack for snagglefug and i when i'm pluming that ass with my phallic feather of mayhem.
sounds like she's only unpopular with the "older crowd" which is half of england that sits and bitches about the weather, how their tea is too hot and their crumpet too crusty
it's ok…'cause everyone knows that english people smell like pee, so fuck them…we got posh. a deal's a deal.
Welcome to my neighborhood after the mexicans took it over. Take dunst and multiply it by 100 and you have what happened to me. Whiny brits.