HARRY POTTER IS A WHORE

By brendon July 09, 2007 @ 9:36 AM

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe says he has no problem having sex with girls who only care about him because he's famous.  He says:

"Girls who want to go out with me just because I'm famous has never been a problem.  I'm 17. I don't care.  Obviously, if I wanted a deep and meaningful relationship then I wouldn't want to be going out with somebody who is only with me because I'm an actor, but if you don't a relationship like that then it's fine."

Aww you son of a bitch.  I wanna kill this fuckin kid.  I couldn't get a fruit roll-up when I was 17, much less get used for sex.  I guess in hindsight, his plan of becoming a famous and wealthy actor was a better plan for seducing girls than mine, which mostly included pulling up my pants and apologizing.  That was followed by me begging her not to tell and crying.



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(97) Comments

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    savorygirl 07/09/2007 09:54

    first

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    Random Poster 07/09/2007 09:56

    Classic T-Shirt on the guy on the left. 

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    Evil Malcom Norris 07/09/2007 09:57

    Hahaha. You wimp!

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    Eddie Munster 07/09/2007 09:58

    shit, Harrys got the right Mind set if you ask me..smart lad

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    VaginaOfParis 07/09/2007 09:59

    Am I legally allowed to lust after her yet? 

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    Eddie Munster 07/09/2007 09:59

    hey harry, hows turn 4 looking, can i go straight through it??? harry im scared!!!

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    nihilspawn 07/09/2007 09:59

    I can't wait till one of those girls has a boyfriend that catches them in the act and then tries to join in.   Haha, he's gonna get raped by a fanboi.

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    Angel Eyes Van Cleef 07/09/2007 10:06

    Ah, the old “pulling up my pants and apologizing… and crying” line. One of BrandOn’s best. I bet even ginger bollocks is beating them off with a stick too.

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    Huge Taco Man 07/09/2007 10:08

    Don't you guys get it?  By acting like this he's only going to get more pussy.

    Man I would rail Hermanisadgjkh whatever, so hard.

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    gotdang 07/09/2007 10:09

    You should actually feel good for him, because he turned out so unbelievably fug, being famous is his only in now.  "Hey, I fucked Harry Potter!"  "Was it magic?"  "Well…no."

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    nobody 07/09/2007 10:10

    "Hey baby, I'm Harry Potter. Want to play with my magic wand?"

     

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    Guinny_Ire 07/09/2007 10:12

    He's probably been tapping the fan base since he was 13. And with his looks I'd hit everything I can before he's getting the Eddie Munster rejects at the Harry Potter meet the fans 25 years from now.

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    bigevilalien 07/09/2007 10:13

    He may be fugly as hell, but he's got a major slytherin in his pants.  Don't laugh.

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    lady garden 07/09/2007 10:14

    Hairy Potter-he almost has a uni-brow

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    Angel Eyes Van Cleef 07/09/2007 10:14

    The Eddie Munster rejects, haha, I’m lucky if i get the Uncle Fester rejects and by Uncle Fester rejects i mean the grim motherfuckers who auditioned for the role.

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    The Duchess 07/09/2007 10:15

    He'll have an STD before you can say "Avada kedavra."  He'll have to listen to wand jokes and unfortunate comparisons to thick sticks of wood until he strangles someone.  And just picture how pitiful he will be later in life–"Hey, why don't you want to sleep with me?  I was HARRY POTTER!"

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    wanks 07/09/2007 10:17

    sounds like bigevilalien wants a go at Harry's pee pee

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    nobody 07/09/2007 10:21

    If you watch "Extras" he's already at the "I'm Harry Potter!" point.

     

    Daniel Radcliffe, meet Bob Crane.

     

     

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    Aaron03 07/09/2007 10:25

    Ahh I love it.  Now if only I could pull that off, but magazine writers never have that kind of luck.  Thank god I am a photographer.  Chicks dig cameras!

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    First!! 07/09/2007 10:27

    Emma Watson needs to do the right thing and go into porn.

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