07.05.2007 HILARY DUFF IS CUTE

Hilary Duff hung out in Malibu yesterday for the Fourth of July, and basically just looked adorable the entire time.  She's so ridiculously cute I'm not sure I could even have sex with her.  It would be like having sex with a baby panda.  If she ever climbed into bed with me I would assume it was because she had a scary dream and then I'd get up and get her a glass of milk.


(99) Comments

  1. U-boat 07/05/2007 10:14

    Not as cute as my nuts.

  2. U-boat 07/05/2007 10:14

    FRISIISIRS!

  3. bryce 07/05/2007 10:14

    Oh yeah, punch that kitty!

  4. Huge Taco Man 07/05/2007 10:15

    People wear makeup to the beach now?  Ahh, what times we live in.

  5. bryce 07/05/2007 10:15

    Although her firends appear to be hotter than her (and make fewer stupid faces)…

  6. JC 07/05/2007 10:16

    FIFTH..of scotch

  7. bryce 07/05/2007 10:17

    Look at the last pic. Hillary is about half as cute as those other two chicks!

  8. colonelkurtz 07/05/2007 10:18

    I would have sex with her.

  9. bryce 07/05/2007 10:18

    HTM: Same goes for people who wear make-up to the gym. There should be a law that you are legally allowed to punch them…

  10. Huge Taco Man 07/05/2007 10:18

    Why didn't the photographers get a better angle on that banner pic?

  11. David 07/05/2007 10:18

    Nice cankles.

  12. colonelkurtz 07/05/2007 10:18

    And those other two young ladies!

  13. Cirig 07/05/2007 10:19

    who wears big earrings in the ocean? whats that about?  the girls behind her are wearing them too- am I just not with it?

  14. U-boat 07/05/2007 10:19

    As an addendum to my initial comment. She ain't that cute. She doesn't have a waist. Don't girls have waists anymore? Call that progress? They should wear corsets.

  15. Emmysbf 07/05/2007 10:20

    I'd put it in her pancreas

  16. Laylo 07/05/2007 10:20

    sweet. is Hilary stepping up to be the next Lindsay? I can't wait for the nip slip and the kitty shots. Hilary…are you listening? don't you want to be just like lindsay? 

  17. bryce 07/05/2007 10:21

    Did she call the paps and tell them she would be frollicking with her hot friends? She has full make-up and jewellery. As do her friends. And the only other people on the beach are paps.

    I think I may have solved this one…

  18. DQDude 07/05/2007 10:22

     Joel Madden dumped Hillary for Nichole Richie… who he then knocked up…

    Why did he dump Hillary for a junkie???

      Man I'd hit Hillary.. she is do-able.. after a few Jack and Cockes

  19. DQDude 07/05/2007 10:22

     Joel Madden dumped Hillary for Nichole Richie… who he then knocked up…

    Why did he dump Hillary for a junkie???

      Man I'd hit Hillary.. she is do-able.. after a few Jack and Cockes

  20. Jake 07/05/2007 10:24

    The girl in the last pic with the blue bikini has a nice pooper!

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