07.13.2007 HILARY DUFF IS MISTAKEN

I don't know what lunatic decided Hilary Duff should go on "So You Think You Can Dance" last night and lip-sync her "hit" song that I've never heard of, but they should be fired immediately because Hilary Duff clearly can't dance. She just kinda stands there and points her arms in different directions. It's basically like watching a clock, only with way worse music. 

(69) Comments

  1. Guinny_Ire 07/13/2007 10:01

    Fist?

  2. Emmysbf 07/13/2007 10:01

    I'd hit it!

  3. Guinny_Ire 07/13/2007 10:01

    Meaning I'd rather fist myself than watch this video

  4. Tennessee Tuxedo 07/13/2007 10:01

    Fork?

  5. Son of Bill Brasky 07/13/2007 10:02

    I'd hit it, too.  But she DOES look kinda like a clock when she dances.  Hey Hillary, what time is it?  I believe it's time to stop singing and start your Paris-like downward spiral so we can eventually see you naked.  That's what time it is.

  6. Tennessee Tuxedo 07/13/2007 10:02

    Meaning I'd rather stick a fork in her voice box

  7. birfield 07/13/2007 10:04

     It's basically like watching a clock, only with way worse music.

     that made me laugh…

     

     

  8. Kimbo1375 07/13/2007 10:06

    She looks so bored. Like she wanted a nap but they were like "No, you must sing and dance!" So she moved her lips and little and wiggled her arms. She has NO energy and barely smiles at all….

  9. TabbyTabs 07/13/2007 10:07

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHE SUCKS!! THATS ALL

     

  10. Penis Mightier 07/13/2007 10:09

    Whats with this bitch? I'm sick of her already.

  11. Sloppy Joe 07/13/2007 10:10

    I love the Jeannie outfit. Barbara Eden helped me become a man everyday at 5pm for years. Larry Hagman had to be gay not to have hit that shit. If i had a genie that smoking hot she'd eventually trap herself in that bottle to avoid being my cum dumpster.

  12. Sloppy Joe 07/13/2007 10:13

    Oh, and Hillary Duff isn't talented at all. She should just do porn.

  13. Laylo 07/13/2007 10:13

    I gotta ask…whose taht in your avatar Sloppy Joe?

  14. pump 07/13/2007 10:13

    I am almost %100 sure that she doesn't do anal.

  15. Dirty Hairy 07/13/2007 10:13

    Unh, uh, UHHH….. 

    You bastard! Get the fuck out of my apartment!

    Sorry, man…

  16. Mr. Wonderful 07/13/2007 10:13

    Watching this video brings up an important question: Why IS whitey so damn dumb? 

  17. WordBearer 07/13/2007 10:14

    I have more talent in my cock than she has in her whole body.

    P.S. My cock will be performing at 5, 5:30, and 6.  

  18. Dirty Hairy 07/13/2007 10:14

    Doesn't seem like Sloppy Joe and Dirty Hairy should be an ECW tag-team?

  19. Laylo 07/13/2007 10:16

    Its so obvious she desperately wants to be a bad girl like Lindsay and be famous but she's too much of a prude to actually carry it out.

     

  20. Inigo Montoya 07/13/2007 10:16

    Damn, she has a smoking hot body.  Too bad her face reminds me of a character from The Dark Crystal.  And FUCK, did I hate that movie, even as a 10 year old, I thought it wuz teh gay0rz.

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