Seeing a Victoria's Secret supermodel clean her car after a day at the beach in Malibu is very much like seeing a normal person clean their car after a day at the beach in Malibu, only with way more sexual tension and masturbating. The amazing thing is, I didn't think things like sandy beach towels even existed in the world for people who drive 100,000 dollar cars. I thought the only thing that ever went in the back of a G Wagon was stolen diamonds or hookers who got punched out at a wide receivers coke party.
First!
First!!!
now this is the way to start a weekend!
So fucking hot!!!!!
We need to find her sex tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1st!
Eww, what the hell is that thing? A 13-year old boy? The poster child for Anorexia? A victim of intestinal parasites? Skeletor's bastard love child with Twiggy? Because whatever it is, it has no business modeling lingerie.
I thought cars like this were more than a hundred grand.
Jesus, she could travel round on unicycle and still have room for a towel, sun screen and the latest chick-lit novel on the back of the seat.
This is why the human race is fucked.
id hit it
the car i mean
I don't want any more of this "stars are humans" talk. I am going to start feeling guilty for treating them like crap here. And she does not even bend over once. What kind of useless paparazi does not get the bend over shot with a supermodel: One from the Cleveland Plain Speaker, that's who.
She's gross
At the risk of sounding un-heterosexual: who is this?
She has no curves, a flat ass, and a weird face. But I am sure she is a genuine hearted human being.
Her heart being the only muscle left in her body.
I think she has a dick. Look at her pissing on the spare in pict 4
I didn't know ironing boards could walk
yeah the Doc is right check out the reflelection in the tire - clearly sporting a package and not a vajaja
Hypothetically I'd tap it (worries about age issues, her interest in balding 40 yr old fatties, etc) but honestly I (and I'm sure others) have seen gals hotter than her at the local muni pool so while cute I'm not exactly overwhelmed by the fact she's a supermodel.
It's not Madumba or Parisite, so I will keep the core from meltdown.
For now.
Wow, no ass, no thighs, the body of a 12 year old…ooooh I'm so massively turned on right now, shaawiiing!
ew… I'm guessing she didn't bring food on her beach trip.
She looks kinda dumpy to me. Obviously she cleans up well when in lingerie and a set of pumps but I can't stop thinking that the camera adds 10 pounds. She must look even worse in person.