Kelly Clarksons music career seems to be falling apart these days, but based on the size of her back and arms, maybe she could play fullback for the Bears. That's a good job. Those dudes are rich, and I don't think they really even do anything.
HQ here, so you can see her impressive traps and tris with unprecedented clarity. She looks like a fat, gay Brad Pitt. Sadly, that's maybe the nicest thing I've said about her in two years. Bravo, Kelly.
Continuing the Lesbian theme I see…
seeeexxxyyyy
i don't care what anybody says, i'd still hit it hard
Spank that ass!
I would at least put it in her Balloon Not.
ok. the weight gain in her face is NOT working for her– she;s fug.
However, I would cheerfully nail that body to the mattress multiple times a night. For at least 6 weeks before I lost interest.
oh god. now i can't stop seeing brad pitt when i look at her. thanks a lot.
"What're you, about a size 13? Guuuuud. Oh, guuuud".
Her musical "carer" is falling apart, what about her musical career??
This isn't going to start a whole new debate on what fat is, is it? Because I just couldn't take it.
In case it does, here's my answer: if you can't do a 40 yard dash in less than 10 seconds, you could probably stand to lose some weight. Or not be crippled. Which probably means you're also fat.
LOL
She better have rubbed the lotion on it's skin before sunbathing.
Fuck
Damint - beaten by seconds, Dirty Hairy.
40 yards in 10 seconds???? Who are you, The Flash?
GGGGGGGGGOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDDIIIIIITTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
…umm, sorry my keyboard stuck…Gordita!
I'd do her before I did Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie. At least if Kelly gets pregnant, her baby won't come out weighing half an ounce or less and addicted to smack.
No, it'd be 14 pounds and addicted to snacks.
How strong is that aircraft carrier that she's laying on?? Damn, don't they have like a maximum stress load??