Jessica Simpson tells this months issue of Bazaar magazine that she won't rule out plastic surgery if and when time starts to take its toll on her looks. Jessica says:
"I've had none," she says in the August issue of Bazaar. "But maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my belly button, I would get them lifted. … Maintenance. But you know, my boobs are real." Right now, however, she's fine with her looks. "I love the bump in my nose," she says. "People have said that I've had things like a jaw replacement or implant or something. I'm photographed every day of my life and have never worn any bandages or anything, so how could that be right?"
Um, well, actually she has had lip injections (here) and the pictures below are from about two years ago and they clearly show her with two black eyes, so either she had some work done or she's a cage fighter now. Or possibly a sexy cat burglar, chasing the most elusive jewel in the world, the Devils Fire Diamond. You will be mine!
I would gladly walk around and hold up her tits for her.
yuck buttchin
i'd gladly munch on her turds forever
p.s. if and when? yes and now
EVERYTHINGS bigger in Texas!!! yeeeeeehhhhaawwww
All's I gots to say is Hook 'Em Horns. Yeehaw.
Bitch needs it now!! Her boobies are starting to droop and it appears Nick is getting more than she is, so she needs to make some changes. Maybe she can have that neon kit installed like Master Shake did on ATHF. That would be sweet!!
That picture from last August looks like she's having an Anaphylactic reaction to her lip gloss. Or maybe the cage fighter story is true…
She'll get vaginoplasty eventually. All the Hollywood sluts do…..Maintenance.
or maybe a bus hit her face head on
worst. oh yeah, and the superficial has all of the same articles. before this dumb shit. coincidence? i think not.
yah and i like how its called "Maintenance" now.. I mean When i think of maintenance i think of getting the oil changed in my car, or the 15,000 mile tune up… Its like plastic surgery is now a way of life.
Most don’t know this, but Jessica actually is a cage fighter; she goes by the name el cliente! She is known all around Mexico as the fiercest warrior to ever step into the ring. Her finishing move is an impressive "whine of death". She has impressive lungs as you might imagine. Be afraid, be very afraid.
She's such an idiot. To her, things like collagen injections and botox "don't count" as plastic surgery just like the dozen or so movie co-stars and record producers she's drunkenly fucked "don't count" towards her magic number because they were just one-time things.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You already told her twice.
jennifer 345, so far 3 out of your 4 comments here have consisted of whining about how thesuperficial.com is better and broke the story first. Nobody gives a tin shit. Please go pound sand.
At least there is no dong, man ass or blown out skank nip in this thread. Nice!
Aw shit, I just fucked that up didn't I.
I say she is the next one pregnant….
I would loooove to be her plastic surgeon.
[Evil thoughts, evil thoughts]
slow day eh?