JESSICA WANTS PLASTIC SURGERY

Jessica Simpson tells this months issue of Bazaar magazine that she won't rule out plastic surgery if and when time starts to take its toll on her looks.  Jessica says:

"I've had none," she says in the August issue of Bazaar. "But maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my belly button, I would get them lifted. … Maintenance. But you know, my boobs are real."  Right now, however, she's fine with her looks. "I love the bump in my nose," she says. "People have said that I've had things like a jaw replacement or implant or something. I'm photographed every day of my life and have never worn any bandages or anything, so how could that be right?"

Um, well, actually she has had lip injections (here) and the pictures below are from about two years ago and they clearly show her with two black eyes, so either she had some work done or she's a cage fighter now.  Or possibly a sexy cat burglar, chasing the most elusive jewel in the world, the Devils Fire Diamond.  You will be mine!