July 23, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Science has determined that British model Kelly Brook is the perfect woman and has all the scientific markers which determine what men find attractive.  Her 34E-24-34 measurements, big eyes and long dark hair make her the perfect physical specimen, according to my penis researchers.  A few of the highlights from the … umm … "report":

THE HAIR – Kelly has been blessed with naturally long, thick chestnut curls. Hair extensions are definitely not required. Shiny locks have long been a marker of health and therefore make a woman instantly more attractive to men.THE FACE – Dr Ben Jones of Aberdeen University's Face Laboratory said: "Men from all cultures are drawn to a babyish face with big eyes and arched eyebrows which seem consistent with high estrogen levels."THE BOOBS – Her 34E bust has no need of a silicone boost.THE WAIST – "Super-beautiful" women have waists a third smaller than their hips and three-quarters their bust measurement, say researchers at the University of Gdansk in Poland.THE HIPS – Researchers at the University of Texas say the perfect woman's hip to waist ratio is 0.7 – her exact measurements. THE LEGS – At 5ft 8in tall she has longer pins than the average woman which makes her, according to experts at the University of Gdansk, more beautiful.

I don't know what 16-year-old boy funded this study but it's hard to argue with the results.  I would have included "Asian" in there somewhere but I'm a fancy gentleman who doesn't shy away from such erotic delights.  England seems to have a bunch of chicks like this, which is probably why it doesn't have a space program or gold medals because WHO THE HELL CARES.  TITS!(WARNING – these pictures are Kelly topless on the beach with bf Billy Zane.  Who is also topless.  Rawr!)

Tags: kelly brook billy zane

Disclaimer: All rights reserved for writing and editorial content. No rights or credit claimed for any images featured on unless stated. If you own rights to any of the images because YOU ARE THE PHOTOGRAPHER and do not wish them to appear here, please contact us info(@) and they will be promptly removed. If you are a representative of the photographer, provide signed documentation in your query that you are acting on that individual's legal copyright holder status.


Related Post