07.03.2007 KELLY CLARKSON IS HUNGRY

I thought the media was supposed to bombard us with images of physical perfection that puts unfair pressure on girls because it glorifies an unrealistic body type.  The obsession with models and peer pressure to stay thin can sometimes push a girl over the edge in search of a perfect body image, I'm told.  Allegedly I see them everywhere, in magazines, on television, in movies.  Thin, perfectly toned women and fit, attractive men.  Well someone needs to punch Kelly Clarkson in her stupid fat stomach because she apparently had no idea.  It looks like she's doubled in size since American Idol.  If she gets any damn bigger her next public appearance will be on the side of a building swatting down planes.


(89) Comments

  1. Tennessee Tuxedo 07/03/2007 10:54

    For some reason this reminded me, just where did that Justin Guarini go?  Is that a black curly hair on Kelly's lip?

  2. trexusmaximus 07/03/2007 11:12

    MMMMMMM   Cheeseburgers……

  3. Dr. Winston O. Boogie 07/03/2007 11:13

    Get that woman a feed-bag!

  4. Doctress Leisa 07/03/2007 11:17

    Looks like somebody forgot to take their water pills, because she is as bloated as a decomposing whale on a beach.

  5. Mr. Wonderful 07/03/2007 11:18

    Must of got those Clarkson pictures mixed up with the Travolta "Hairspray" ones. What? No? Well that's unfortunate.

  6. Graham01 07/03/2007 11:18

    If everyone would turn their attention away from her body for a minute, and look at the face.  Snaggle-tooth?

  7. DB's Treasure 07/03/2007 11:18

    I don't care what you idiots think….I'd fuck her dead

  8. casinoskunk 07/03/2007 11:18

    Who the hell is the Douchebag in the second picture that is so fired up about Kelly Clarkson that he feels the need to throw "the horns"?

  9. youfoolio 07/03/2007 11:19

    no one ever gave this kinda shit to aretha for being big. who cares if kelly is a little pudge? she's a SINGER, not an actress or a model. she can BLOW too, unlike some of those other skinny, so-called singers (hilary duff, lilo, paris, to name a few wanna-bes) so shut the fuck up, all of you.  fuck

  10. DB's Treasure 07/03/2007 11:19

    Doctress, I bet you're fat

  11. DB's Treasure 07/03/2007 11:20

    youfoolio, couldn't agree more

  12. Eddie Munster 07/03/2007 11:22

    Fuck man Fuck. she was never hot, shes just know for her pipes brah

  13. DB's Treasure 07/03/2007 11:22

    hey wanky, fuck you

  14. Blatherskite 07/03/2007 11:23

    Ick, what a tubbo! :)

  15. Mr. Wonderful 07/03/2007 11:24

    See what happens when you cheap out and don't hire a professional make-up artist? 

  16. The Ghost of Deano 07/03/2007 11:25

    Christ is that canned ham coming out of those sleeves?

  17. Blatherskite 07/03/2007 11:25

    did you know in Hawaii they have a double Big Mac?? I bet fat ass does!

  18. DB's Treasure 07/03/2007 11:26

    Deano, I respect your presence on this site…..please tell me that you'd fuck that.

  19. cheese 07/03/2007 11:27

    Sad part is I used to be a fan. Her latest stuff is just yelling into a mic and to top it all off, she's fat.

     Kelly, if you read this, STOP EATING CARBS! FOR CHRISTS SAKE! ITS NOT HARD! You don't have to be 115lbs but comon! Say it with me: Carbs bad. Protein goooood.

  20. Ben Harder 07/03/2007 11:27

    She better keep away from the beach - there's a distinct danger of her being harpooned.

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