LINDSAY LOHAN IS CURED

Lindsay Lohan left Promises rehab facility on Saturday and headed straight to Las Vegas and the hotspot Pure in Caesars Palace.  And she never had a drink again.  The end.  TMZ says:

A smiling Lohan lived it up with a posse of ten or so pals, and rocked the mic with Pure turntablist, DJ Hollywood.  Lohan completed a 45-day stay at the swank drug and alcohol rehab center Promises, and will now begin an intensive outpatient program with the facility.To keep her on the straight and narrow, Lohan's opted to wear an alcohol monitoring ankle bracelet. "She chose to do so that there's no question of her sobriety when she goes to places where alcohol is served," said her publicist Leslie Sloane.

Aww, that's my girl!  Only someone in Hollywood would be arrogant enough to say leaving rehab and heading to Vegas is part of their recovery.  And that they're choosing to wear an alcohol bracelet to prove they're sober.  Umm, who checks that bracelet?  Who sees the results?  Without someone responsible checking it, it's just a bracelet.  It's not enchanted.  It's not a robot cop.  She might as well have glued some sequins and dials on an ice chest and announced it was a lie detector, then held it close and said, "have I been drinking tonight lie detector box?"  And then she'd lift the lip up and down real fast and speak out of the corner of her mouth.  "No Rindsay, you just rent dancing and everyrun said you were the prettiest girl in the whole rerld."  And she'd stand up, confident that her plan was perfect in every way.