Confirming the rumors for the past month, multiple sources are saying today that Nicole Richie is in fact pregnant with her boyfriend Joel Madden. TMZ says:
The starlet has been dating Good Charlotte frontman Joel Madden for over six months. Rumors have been swirling for months that Richie and Madden were expecting, but TMZ has confirmed through several sources that she is, in fact, with child. In Touch magazine is also reporting that the couple will wed this summer. Richie is currently facing DUI charges stemming from her arrest last December, when she was found driving the wrong way on a California highway.
Richie's trial is set for July 11. If convicted, she faces a minimum of five days in jail.
Is it still called a baby even when the parents are this ugly? That feels misleading. Deceptive. "Baby" makes you think you might see something cute. This thing will make you shake your fist at God. They should call it something else. Maybe "hatchling" like they do with dinosaurs and snakes. Or whatever it is they call baby goblins.
woo
The black cloud is forming now!
These two are made for each other. They're both douches!
i doubt that baby will make it to the second trimester. i'm not a doctor or anything but I'm pretty sure fetuses need nourishment to survive. Or maybe it'll hang itself with the umbilical cord upon realizing who its dad is
Can that thing even carry a fetus?
That’s the gayest looking skunk I’ve ever seen
All I know is that the "spawn" is not MINE. I only impregnate GOOD-looking women.
That’s the gayest looking skunk I’ve ever seen!
This was posted on at least 20 other web sites this morning which was hours and hours and hours ago.
Way to break old news.
Where's the sun gone? Are those thunder clouds forming? What's that screeching sound…?
JoeBlow…what are you doing on that many websites?
I believe congratulations are in order. I've been saving a nice bottle of Bollinger for just such an occasion. No, not for Rosemary's baby there. I've just had a dump of dead otter proportions and it only took three flushes, half a toilet roll and the skilled use of coat hanger to destroy the evidence. Chalk one up for the good guys.
That is kinda sad bro.
kick the baby!
that fetus is just screaming to be aborted…
hey there joe blow, if that is in fact your real name.
lots of sites report things, some quicker, but not as funny. so fuck off. you can drive a piece of shit car fast, and get there before everyone else, but you still showed up in a piece of shit.
like my analogy? who cares. go fuck yourself.
You sure it's not just gas?
JoeBlow…what are you doing on that many websites?
Well Optimus it was only 4 others but I'm sure I could find links to at least 20 if I searched enough for this pointless news.
thedirtycajun says
hey there joe blow, if that is in fact your real name.
lots of sites report things, some quicker, but not as funny. so fuck off. you can drive a piece of shit car fast, and get there before everyone else, but you still showed up in a piece of shit.
like my analogy? who cares. go fuck yourself.
No, I think your analogy sucks hairy male anus. You obvious care enough about my opinion to tell me to go fuck myself. I think you need a hug.
The fact that he can fit his cock into this stick without exploding her doesn't speak well for his manhood. I mean, my sperm are wider than she is.
"…Nicole Richie is in fact pregnant with her boyfriend Joel Madden."
Wait, she's carrying her boyfriend? That's gross. And Star Trek time-travel paradoxical.