OK! magazine has paid almost half-a-million dollars to buy the uncensored pictures of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo having sex in a hot tub in Mexico, but don't expect to see them any time soon. The celebrity friendly magazine bought them to keep them off the market and to make sure no one else could publish them. The Daily News says:
OK! shelled out $400,000 for sex photographs and accompanying video of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo.
"There's much worse stuff than what got out there on the Internet," says a snitch. "If Nick's fans saw it all, it would definitely change his career, because he kind of has a squeaky-clean image."
But don't expect to see any steamy pics in the mag's pages.
In accordance with their celebrity-friendly policy and recent Lachey-Minnillo cover story, OK! shelled out the money to take the material off the market, says a source.
Nick should just release them because he's fuckin boring. This could only help. It's his girlfriend, and she's hot, so what's the big deal. His fans won't be mad because his fans are too busy knitting scarves for their cats or buying ice cream or crawling around on their retarded mutant flippers, or whatever it is shut-ins and weirdos do.
UPDATE - one reason Nick doesn't want these released might be because this time last year, Jessica Simpson was quoted as saying, "Nick didn't pack too well if you know what I mean, but I got over it." She also said, "Nick's small package was a problem sometimes, like the first time we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn't really feel much, I faked the whole thing, I really felt sorry for him, I still loved him though."
Needs more booby posts!
How can you hurt a dead career? If anything, this might get him some cred.
What? Since when does Nick Lachey own or control OK! magazine. No media is this generous. What's the gimmick?Unless NL paid them behind the scenes…
I am interested in seeing his penis…
But am much more interested in seeing her tits, ass, vag!
It's naked Thursday! All naked, all day!
LOOK! SOME MORE NAKED DUDENESS!
Bryce, I vote for naked Thursdays too! Every post has nakedness!
I dont want to see naked dudes. Lets see more GIANT Nipples.
I also propose Nip Slip Mondays, all in favor say 'Aye'…
And for the laydeez: Hot Penis Bank Holiday Mondays.
(Who says I am selfish?!)
AYE! Also, I couldn't care less about seeing those pics. No facial, no care.
Aye!
Name the days:
Nip Slip Monday's and Naked Thursday's.
What else?
In other news, Nick Lachey announced he will be ghost-writing a weekly celebrity insider column for OK! magazine. Vanessa Millianno also announced she will be OK! magazine's celebrity correspondent to the next 10 award shows.
Seriously, who in the fuck calls themself a "Nick Lachay fan"? What moron with the daily news writes this crap?
no dick or man ass monday, tuesday, wednesday thursday and friday
Ok, Nick is famous, although for what I don't know. And what the hell is SHE famous for? Sucking Nick's dick? And I don't think she's all that hot. I think she's kind of boring. Which isn't to say I don't want to see her naked with her ankles on some dudes shoulders. Hell, I want to see ANY girl naked with their ankles on some dudes shoulders. I guess what I'm saying is, why WOULDN'T they release those pictures? As far as I can see, it's the only thing they have going for them.
shew…I thought we were going to have to see shit on Nick's dick
because they want to keep it in the news. i'm sure it's going to accidentally be leaked when people no longer want to see them. She just wants to be famous but hey, she's ugly so obviously ugly people doesn't deserve to be famous.
Hey guys, 98 degrees had some good music. I mean, I never enjoyed it…but when I slap that shit on it got my gf wet as hell. I owe some great sex to that team of homos, and that includes Nick.
Cheers, Nick.
@supermanbrandon007 -
Tushy Tuesdays - All ass, all day. Nothing better than a little cinnamon ring action.
Wouldja Wednesdays - Reader poll. Wouldja do her? How much alcohol/drugs would it take?
Facial Fridays - can't think of a better way to end the week
Come to think of it, everyday here is Wouldja Wednesday. Perhaps some further planning is necessary to round out the week.