THEYRE ALL WHORES

Thanks to Troy and his unparalleled skill at surfing for porn, it turns out that Brandi C from "Rock of Love" on VH1 isn't the only porn star vying for Brett Michaels heart.  It seems that Brandi M used to do porn too.  Mostly on a site called Amateur Facials.  Frustratingly, it's not entirely clear what that site is about, but you can see her mostly SFW site here, and on her VH1 page, it says she can fit her fist in her mouth.  Yeah, and I can think of something else she can put in her mouth!  My penis!  Get it?  Huh?  Huh?  My penis!  You see what I did was, we were talking about her mouth and things she could put into it, so I said, well how about my penis.  Yeeahh, high five!

(and yes, very obviously, she doesn't have the shoulder tattoo in both pictures.) 

UPDATE – thanks to Fleshbot, links to a video and picture galleries here (NSFW)