Thanks to Troy and his unparalleled skill at surfing for porn, it turns out that Brandi C from "Rock of Love" on VH1 isn't the only porn star vying for Brett Michaels heart. It seems that Brandi M used to do porn too. Mostly on a site called Amateur Facials. Frustratingly, it's not entirely clear what that site is about, but you can see her mostly SFW site here, and on her VH1 page, it says she can fit her fist in her mouth. Yeah, and I can think of something else she can put in her mouth! My penis! Get it? Huh? Huh? My penis! You see what I did was, we were talking about her mouth and things she could put into it, so I said, well how about my penis. Yeeahh, high five!
(and yes, very obviously, she doesn't have the shoulder tattoo in both pictures.)
UPDATE - thanks to Fleshbot, links to a video and picture galleries here (NSFW)
porn stars are cool though oh yah 1st baby
boring
I can put my tongue in my mouth. Does that turn anybody on?
OH! I get it! You are so clevar.
Is she using the American Flag for a waste basket?
That's it… I am watching Rock of Love. Or, I could just watch porn. Decisions, decisions.
I'd shit in her mouth.
shocking, I thought Bret Michaels only attracted the most elegant of female suitors
She’s from Buffalo, eh? MEH
you couldnt pay me money to dive face first into that STD Swamp of a pool on that show.
FoxVH1 turned into a hard-core porn network sograduallysuddenly, Ididn't even notice!prematurely ejaculated… againWhiskey Tango…Her dad must have touched her little ham wallet when she was a kid because she's a serious cum dumpster attention whore. But mostly just a whore.
She looks cute in the picture on the left and painfully generic in the one on the right.
Her mom must be so proud. I know I would be.
"Likkit mah baby showin' her milk muffins and pee-hole! Thas m'girl!"
I'm just jealous because I REALLY WANT Bret Michaels. It simply doesn't get any yummier than a loser with eyeliner.
Yes it does, an Indian Superman with sweaty armpits in shitty dance routines. THAT got me hot.
Why did I never hit apon the idea to invite 20 porn stars to my house to
suck and fuckcompete for my affections and from the fine bunch choose a special lady to become Mrs bryce?Because it's a fucking terrible idea. Brend.on is correct, they are all whores!
Bret Michaels needs to fuck Amy Winehouse. You know VH1 would be all over that shit. They'd probably put Flava Flav in the bacground and when Bret spooges in that Hindenburg that is Amy Winehouse's hair, Flava would shout "Flavor Flaaaaav!"
Out of curiosity I went to that Amateur Facials website…don't bother - just a bunch of women with badly chopped cucumber slices on their eyelids - WTF? (Did I just hear somebody groan?)
As Grandpa is fond of saying: "All women are whores except for your mother. Even your sister is a whore."
I think he meant that in the abstract, because I don't have a sister. But then again, Grandpa is out of his fucking mind. So you be the judge.
Those could be "Before" and "After" pictures of what happens when farm girls from Kansas or Nebraska decide to go to L.A. and become a star. You step off the bus fresh faced and full of optimism and end up rough as sandpaper and full of piercings and STD's.
L.A. is such a wonderful magical place. Like hell, only warmer.