ANGELINA JOLIE IS FUN

According to the Sun UK, Angelina Jolie says she gave up having sex with girls and kinky S&M – including using knives in bed – after settling down with Brad Pitt.  The Sun says:

She said: “I’ve never hidden my bisexuality. But since I’ve been with Brad, there’s no longer a place for that or S&M in my life.”The tattooed Tomb Raider star enjoyed a ten-year relationship with model Jenny Shimizo.However Angelina stressed she was now happy with Hollywood hunk Brad, 43 — but to keep her he needed “to be sexy”.She told French magazine Public he trusted her not to cheat, adding: “He lets me talk to whomever I want.“He has complete blind faith in me.”

Well no fuckin kiddin.  Of course he's not gonna judge you.  There's only two words to describe any dude who would stop Angelina Jolie from having sex with other girls: ho mo.  She could write "sex with girls" into our prenup and I would dot my I’s with little hearts and smiley faces.