I really don't think its too much to ask that all pregnant chicks look like Christina Aguilera. And by that I mean, don't change in any way except for getting enormous boobs. I don't need to see something kicking around inside your giant stomach like there's a damn alien in there who's gonna punch its way out then chase me across the room. Pregnant chicks are so unnatural. They're terrifying. It seems like we should have a better system for this by now. Can't we grow those little fuckers in a lab or something. Some of the early kids may get giganticism or have glow in the dark tentacles or something, but look at Britney’s fat little lumps or that goblin Ben Affleck had. The natural way isn't so great either, now is it.
GOOD GOD! LOOK AT THEM ZEPPELINS!
ok, i gotta go home now. glad i got so much work done today.
but before i go i want to point out that that is an attractive woman there in those pictures and all you homos who think otherwise can go fuck yourselves (and each other).
Gonzo out.
I'm sorry…. this broad has gone completely down the toilet. And she married a Jew to boot!!!
Hell no, Gonzo! This is all woman! Mmmmm, I now know what I will be picturing in my face as I whale away tonight on my fleshlight!
Wasn't she supposed to be pregnant too? Or did her plastic body cannibalize the fetus?
Moe, stop being jealous darling! She's hot as hell.
Granted she prolly looks like a Vick Victim when she takes off her make up.
Moe, if that's your face in your avatar…bravo! You have (from what can be seen) very unique features.
But I bet your tub thumpers aint as big as christina's!?!?!?
good lawd those be some tig as bitties
Now THESE are some titties worth talking about!
motor boat those son of a bitches
I'm not jealous at all DB. I've acquired my large and luscious melons the all natural way. Mine actually move… She USED to be hot as hell though. Back in her "What A Girl Wants" days, I remember sitting there in front of the tube, ditching high school, thinking to myself, "God damn, that is a hot bitch."
man i wish you could get a chick pregnant without having the whole baby thing happen too. big titties for everyone!
well apparently what a girl wants is implants.
i agree with moe she is hot now but go back to her genie in a bottle days and i would tap that a thousand times before the aguilara now
…all over both of them…
Thanks
Diremutt, I'd throw my "ringer" all over both of them
a, thank you
You can fonehtiks… just keep a coat hanger around for about the first month.
I can't believe I just said that
I love when titties are engorged to the point that the veins can be seen below the surface. Those big bastards would keep me occupied for at least 15-20 seconds.
Black Cohosh is an herb that if slipped into the Muselix of your "keep a nigga baby" will induce a miscarriage. It can be purchased at any herbalist/health food/Apothecary.
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Also, doesn't she have a little Mexican or something in her? That would explain the ten pounds of makeup, horrible clothing, and numerous rosary accessories.