08.29.2007 “DUN, DUN, DUUUUN…”

Us Magazine says that Owen Wilson’s addiction to heroin and cocaine and his breakup with Kate Hudson may have contributed to his depression and led to his suicide attempt on Monday.  They also seem to think its amazing that he went to church three days before the attempt.  Us says:

Wilson visited a St. Monica church in his neighborhood on August 23, out of either devotion or desperation. Three days later, actor Luke Wilson, 35, found his brother in his Santa Monica, California, home with his left wrist slashed, having ingested a quantity of pills.
While the news stunned Owen's fans, members of his and Hudson's inner circles were reportedly all too aware of his private struggles with depression and addiction to cocaine and heroin.
According to sources close to the actor, his downward spiral only worsened after his June split from Hudson, 28.
"We always thought he was just too fun-loving, but now it's obvious he was just dealing with way too much to handle," says a family friend.

It had to be the drugs.  Because … um … Kate Hudson?  What kind of weirdo tries to kill himself over Kate Hudson?  That chick is completely average in every way.  She could walk through my bedroom on fire and I'm not sure I would even notice.  I've seen her a million times and I'm not even positive what she looks like.  I know she's white and she has a head.  I think.  Yeah, yeah, she definitely has a head.



(71) Comments

  1. PhrostByte 08/29/2007 09:23

    Crazy..

  2. al-Gore 08/29/2007 09:24

    Kate? Bah, what an average broad. The average bartender chick is hotter.

     

     

  3. LoRider 08/29/2007 09:29

    Kate was hot in … ummm, in ummmm, She was hot when  …ummmm DAMN!  Her MOM was hot in Captain Ron though.  It had to be the drugs.

     

    Ride Lo

  4. Jake 08/29/2007 09:29

    To kill youself over her when she's just another piece of ass in Hollywood?  Well thats just stupid.  Sounds like something dumb ass fonhtiks would do except for him replace Kate with a guy.

  5. Dr. Love 08/29/2007 09:34

    Owen Wilson is old news….what?  Britney accused of child abuse?!?  How'd I miss that???

  6. Joey 08/29/2007 09:36

    i cant wait for the cover up. then the oprah interview. then the people interview. then a spot on dateline. then the charity work. 

  7. TheGusto 08/29/2007 09:37

    i can't wait til i can drink again…

  8. tangocash0001 08/29/2007 09:38

    yes, Kate left because of the drugs in June. she appears to be taking the break up really hard.  I think she's screwed half of LA since June. Is there a penis other than mine she hasn't ridden since her marriage fell failed. 

  9. Dirty Hairy 08/29/2007 09:39

    Even though I don't really give a shit about OW, this is pretty sad.

  10. TheGusto 08/29/2007 09:40

    hey…she's nailing dax shepard now.  and he's from michigan.  and, everyone knows that guys from michigan are super-cool and sexual thundercats…hey…i'm from michigan…weird, eh?

  11. Jake 08/29/2007 09:41

    Maybe she can do some crazy things with her tounge

  12. TheGusto 08/29/2007 09:43

    she does have some nice washboard abs…umm…i mean tits.

  13. Jake 08/29/2007 09:47

    Any Hayden news?

  14. IvanWhore 08/29/2007 09:49

    This is what you get when you spend too much time making dried up pissant movies with Ben Stiller.  He needs go on a severe fuck frenzy with LiLo, Paris, and Britney; go to church and confess his sins, and then start making movies without co-stars and maybe his life (and career) will take a turn for the better.

  15. IvanWhore 08/29/2007 09:51

    *retard co-stars.  One-man movies totally suck balls and he isn't THAT good of an actor to get away with it.

  16. bryce 08/29/2007 09:51

    So his nose was like that before the cocaine, right? Or did doing massive quantities do that to it?

    Make me laugh funny man! Stop crying…

  17. rv 08/29/2007 09:52

    CELEBRITY ON DRUGS… SHOCKER!!!

  18. Juan 08/29/2007 09:53

    Great cover: "Kate's Nightmare" (PS: Owen Wilson tried to commit suicide)

    That's right up there with "Cloudy Day in Hawaii." (PS: Japanese Attack Pearl Harbor)

    Or "Al Gore Loses" (PS: George W. Bush To Be Next President)

    No wonder Owen tried to end it, it's ALL ABOUT KATE.   

  19. TheGusto 08/29/2007 09:54

    hayden news???   jake…when i left for work she was still sleeping…we had a long night…if you know what i mean…

  20. cheese 08/29/2007 09:56

    I think Kate is hot. She's got a hard body and I'll bet she's a great lay. Average my ass. Average in America means 20lbs overweight and "working out" is the trip to the refrigerator.

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