August 18, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
As astute commenter (hee hee, ass toot) wwbd pointed out, "Next time you update with something as important as news that Hayden sun bathes naked you should definitely post it up top." So there you go. Congratulations, asswipe.
Hayden Pedophilia or whatever her name is got a parking ticket. Stop the presses! You can see the riveting video here.
I love the tabloids because they remind me that beneath the trappings of fame, underage celebrities I'd like to bone are just like me.
PS – I'm pretty sure she stole those glasses from Mark Harmon's dog in Summer School. He's dead now.
UPDATE: Apparently lil' jailbait here also likes to sunbathe in the nude. Note to Mike Walker: your peacock prose makes me want to punch you in the nuts.