08.03.2007 HAYDEN IS FAKE

This picture of Hayden holding a rabbit is seemingly everywhere this morning and Perez asks the question, "Heroes star Hayden Panettiere, 17, is holding this vibrating dildo because _______." And the answer is because it's a horribly done fake (better copy here).  They might as well have given her devil horns and put a trident in her hands.  That picture is about as clean as the crime scene of a dead hooker.  God Perez is a jackass. 

(152) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 08/03/2007 11:14

    I'll just pretend it's real while I look at hit and type with one hand

  2. DB's Treasure 08/03/2007 11:15

    *hit = it

     

    Im retarded 

  3. Sigtau18 08/03/2007 11:16

    Too bad its not real, I've never wanted to be reincarnated as a rabbit so much in my entire life.   Oh and ummmm, third.

  4. Inigo Montoya 08/03/2007 11:16

    I hate Perez. He is incredibly UN-funny for someone that gets so much press. Hilarious fact: he was here in Toronto for the film festival(for some unknown reason), and when he walked out of his hotel, there was a bunch of press.  So, he said hello, and stood there waiting for questions.  When the press asked him who he was, he got REALLY pissed hahaha

  5. lady garden 08/03/2007 11:16

    nice bunny

  6. DB's Treasure 08/03/2007 11:17

    She looks fucking slamming, however she IS making that kissy face that fucking retarded girls make that think it makes them look cute. IT DOESN'T! I just want to punch girls when they make that fucking face, God help me!

    The real God, not that blatant cock sucker who posts his worthless blog site on here. 

  7. U-boat 08/03/2007 11:17

    yeah, that picture on the right is definitely faked.

  8. Dirty Hairy 08/03/2007 11:18

    HA HA! Fucking loser traitors, eat that fucking shit!

  9. jcb193 08/03/2007 11:19

    That's why I come to wwtdd.  They never post fakes!

  10. Spider Pig 08/03/2007 11:19

    That looks kinda short, it is fat enough though, how is anyone supposed to get off on that?

  11. Observer 08/03/2007 11:19

    Which one is the fake.

    The "real" one I saw is her with that thing on "Turbo" and stuffed up her little furry bunny.

    And I do mean little - I think it is a tight as (hmmm. no funny suggestion..) 

     

  12. DB's Treasure 08/03/2007 11:20

    Well when you're not a loose ridden whore, Spidy Pig, then it's easy to get off on that. But when you're hollowed out like a coal mine then you have to result to tree trunks. Good luck with that, babe.

  13. Spider Pig 08/03/2007 11:21

    and who gets pink!!??  Im sure she has a black one.  We all do.

  14. Dr. Love 08/03/2007 11:21

    Too bad she wasn't licking that bottle of perfume like she does with every other object in the known universe…then we'd have a photo!

    Save the cheerleader…with an oral fixation. 

  15. PollyAnna 08/03/2007 11:21

    I thought it was a horribly done fake as in that is not the real Hayden. She does look Retarded like that. She looks much better at the beach without all the makeup or stupidly posed.

  16. Observer 08/03/2007 11:21

    This post indicates a need in the world…..

     

    A need for some type of Pulitzer or Nobel Prize for funniest fake or spoof of a dipshit celebrity.

    Her mom must be pissed.

  17. The Ghost of Deano 08/03/2007 11:22

    True story:

    When I was 23 and just moved into Boston, I was hanging out with some friends at an IHOP in Brighton around 2am.  We were all decked out in our punk gear  (because we thought we were bad-ass back then) and proably a little drunk and high. I got up to take a piss and went into the mens room.

    As I am standing at the urinal releiving myself a guy in his 30s walks in, looks around and walks right up to me. He literally stood about 6 inches to my left, well within my personal space bubble, as I'm standing there with my cock in my hand trying to take a piss.  

    "HI!" he shouts cheerfully.  "Hows it going this evening?"

    "Pretty good," I answered.  "Mind if I finish up here alone?"

    This dude didnt even flinch.  "Well you look like a cool guy, and I just wanted to tell you that I know a lot of other cool people like yourself and we all get together and hang out on Friday and Saturday nights.  And we make dinner and talk about cool things like family, and God."

  18. Spider Pig 08/03/2007 11:22

    obviously you have no idea where a womans g spot is……That needs to be angled….straight ones suck!!

  19. Rick (with a silent P) 08/03/2007 11:22

    Considering that Hayden is actually holding a bottle of Paris Hilton's perfume in the right pic, I think the left pic reflects what Hayden thinks of both Paris AND Perez…well played young Hayden!

  20. Jesus H. Christ 08/03/2007 11:22

    Judging by her other hand, she is obviously diddling her snizz.  Nice!

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