Hayden Panettiere is doing one of those stupid milk commercials, which always just looks like thinly veiled porn. This could just as easily be an ad for SlingMyRopes.com. Have the milk people ever even seen a milk mustache? Because that's not what they look like. I don’t know what sexual predator thought it was, but it's not. Anyway, People says:
"You don't have to be a hero to feel invincible. That's why I drink milk," she says in the ads, part of a campaign to get teens to drink three glasses of low-fat or fat-free milk a day.
The ads, debuting Sept. 10, were shot in May by famed photographer Annie Leibovitz and show Panettiere in a sleek red dress holding an exploding glass of milk.
Jesus, Annie Leibovitz is shooting these now? How embarrassing. This is one step from shooting passport photos at the mall. Is there even a point to these stupid ads. Has anyone anywhere ever gone out and bought milk after seeing one of these. It's like those ads for the NFL that the NFL runs during NFL games. Um, I'm already watching the NFL. What the fuck do you want from me. I'm not gonna go buy more TVs and put those on the NFL too if that’s what you're hinting at.
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I have incredible aim
i need to post something here before all you pervs get started. i have invented a device that connects your thoughts with brian williams' email, so don't even
Hey, it that the sloppy biscuit?
wow, whats that 2 days after she's legal and she's already kicking the "whoreness" up a notch!! i give her a month and she'll be bent over a '57 chevy with 2 dildos in her ass and a werewolf dumping a load in her face
Thanks nice… slap a (then) seventeen year old in an ad like this….
Sometimes I really loathe the country I live in.
wow, this is the first "eh" picture of her I've seen
Dirty mind Moe? This is obviously just an ad for the wholesomeness (?) of milk. With a hot 17 yr old in a slutty red dress, a creamed lip, and an exploding (WhyTF?) glass of milk in her hand. Geez, cool your jets.
k please dump the whole werewolf thing. its already old.
Thats going up on my wall!
Target practise!
Thats going up on my wall!
Target practise!
Thats going up on my wall!
Target practise!
ha…she's dunkin' her sloppy biscuit!
this is what i imagine it would look like emptying my babybag on her…
Damn I hate this website sometimes. or maybe i'm just an idiot?
that's my latest BB gun in action.
I've got to hit that before she goes all Britney on me.
no…i think if you're behind a firewall it double posts sometimes…happens to me too. but, it's ok…i own over 262 beanie babies…so, everything is ok.
I said i was an idiot, not a loser. 262 beanie babies?? why??
She's hot…I hope she poses for Playboy…that is all.
Goddamn I want to fuck that NOW. I hope that's a milk moustache, cuz I want to give her the first gravy face. That whold banne pic screams "pound my ass, I can take it!!"