It was widely reported that OK! magazine paid almost half-a-million dollars last month to make sure the Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo sex pictures never saw they light of day. And those still haven't shown up, but unedited naked pictures of Vanessa from the same day finally have. At least I think that's her. These may be fake. If they are, blame handsome reader Greg because he emailed them to me. If these are real she needs a razor immediately. It looks like she's giving birth to a bear cub.
Blank.. just like my mind.
britney spears flaking on that allure interview perhaps?
nope, guess not :P
She looks like she's been rode hard and put up wet. Well, not hard, we are talking about Lil' Nicky. Maybe just stinkfingered and put up wet.
Yeah, put it in her!
YES! TITS!
Nice tits and cute pussy.
I also liked seeing the vagina.
uuuuuh, actually I am gonna have to go ahead and say that she aint lookin too swell right here……..
JHC: Rode softly and shallowly. Put away slightly moist; perhaps merely humid.
Oh, yeah… TITS! Thanks for the tits, Boss Man.
I'd nail her like Jesus on the cross.
Oooo Oooo Oooo Mistah Kottah! I can answer the banner question:
"Probably, which doesn't change the fact that they are insignificant little E-list celebs."
She needs a good trim of her hedge but the boobies are fine!
We need a bit of grooming here, no?
Disco Bush!
I think Lil' Dickie has delusions of
mediocritygrandeur seeing as he only needs a washrag to hide his privatesHer face is a lil flat, aint it? Weird….I'm picky about faces, I'll admit it. A bad face can make a perfect 10 shoot all the way down to a 9.7, maybe 9.6….pffft, dog!
I'll tumble 4 ya, I'll tumble 4 ya, I'll tumble for YOU!
DB- Is that a jewish superman in your avatar?
Look, if a girl is uncomfortable with having a bald mit, then I can live with a clean buzz or shorn….but that 70's porn madusa pussy aint cuttin it