MADONNA IS IN TROUBLE

The baby that Madonna bought/stole may have to be returned to the orphanage in Africa because Madonna is being accused of essentially bribing the government official – a man named Penstone Kilembe  – who was in charge of monitoring the adoption.  The Daily Mail says:

According to a newspaper report in Malawi, the Minister of Women and Child Development accused him of obtaining an air ticket to London and money from Madonna herself without his government's approval. The minister refused to allow Mr Kilembe to travel to assess the case, accusing him of "personalizing" the matter. The minister suggested that by accepting funding from Madonna he had compromised his neutrality. Last night Mr Kilembe confirmed that he had been banned from making the trip, but denied that he personally asked the American star for a plane ticket. He claimed that the decision to exclude him from the final decision on whether or not Madonna is allowed to keep David may result in the child being sent back to Malawi. "What this means is that the whole adoption process may crumble and David is sent back to his village," he said.

Whatever.  What is Malawi gonna do?  Is that even a real country?  Someone needs to look that shit up because I've never heard of it until this.  You can't just go around saying you're a country, you know.  It's confusing.