08.02.2007 MARILYN MANSON IS A DUMBASS

Marilyn Mansons keyboard player is suing him, saying that Manson pissed away the bands money on more creepy crap for himself, including "sick and disturbing purchases of Nazi memorabilia and taxidermy (including the skeleton of a young Chinese girl)".  Page Six says:

Keyboard man Stephen "Pogo" Bier accuses the Goth rocker and his "musketeers" (his business manager, lawyer and the band's manager) of assisting Manson "in filching millions of dollars the band made over the years." According to an e-mail sent to us that was approved by Bier's lawyer, Keith Fink, Manson promised Bier "partnership proceeds" from the band in 1993, but then splurged on "a multimillion-dollar home, had a lavish wedding in Ireland, gave an engagement ring to Dita von Teese" and collected Nazi artifacts and taxidermy. When Bier asked for the "partnership proceeds," Manson "devised a campaign to drive Bier out of the band and rob him of his entitlement," the e-mail states.

I had to walk around with my hands over my head for a while to catch my breath after reading about Mansons shocking antics.  I'm real uptight, and his unique "in your face" style is so shocking and nonconformist, it startled me.  I can't handle his individuality.  He even wears black lipstick and eyeliner!  Imagine that, a gentleman who wears lipstick!  This is highly irregular!  What will he do next?  I bet it's shocking!

(oh, and considering he has the same haircut and shade of lipstick as half the old ladies in Miami, he really might wanna reconsider who he's modeling his tough guy theatrics after.)



(106) Comments

  1. radio 08/02/2007 13:40

    First!

  2. unclenumanga 08/02/2007 13:41

    Is that Courtney Love?

  3. Doctress Leisa 08/02/2007 13:43

    Way to go, Brian Hugh Warner. You are proof that dressing like a freak doesn't hide that you are the guy in high school everyone got their lunch money from.

  4. The Ghost of Deano 08/02/2007 13:43

    I have always thought this guy was kind of a buffoon, but one who really really wanted people to think he was a vampire.

    Now I think he is actually not a buffoon, but a babboon. And I dare anyone to come up with any other male celebrity who comes close to being as ugly.  Even Billy Bob thornton is a fucking GQ model compared to this living wart.

  5. mephistopheles jefferson 08/02/2007 13:43

    He's getting old man neck.  I think he needs to up his coke intake. 

  6. Rick (with a silent P) 08/02/2007 13:44

    hmmm let's see…bug-eye glasses, black and nasty hair, horrible skin tone…didn't Brand0n just sneak in another "Titney" story?

  7. Doctress Leisa 08/02/2007 13:44

    Deano: Michael Jackson?

  8. WordBearer 08/02/2007 13:44

    Marilyn Manson…is it 1997 all over again?

    Well at least he and Mel Gibson can get together and swap stories about Nazi memoribilia.  

  9. radio 08/02/2007 13:46

    Who would have thought this thing would still be around after all this time?  I remember when his first single came out.  That was a long time ago, when I thought 23 was old.  Why do people like him stay around forever and good bands like Hanson are just a one hit wonder?  I know, I know, I miss Hanson too…

  10. mephistopheles jefferson 08/02/2007 13:46

    Deano just reminded me of something I love to bitch about - how does Billy Bob Thorton get insane, top-shelf pussy?  Consistently, mind you.  Jolie called him the sexiest man she'd ever seen.  Does this guy have telepathic powers or something?  Ladies, help me out!

  11. TheGusto 08/02/2007 13:48

    less lohan…more von teese!!!!!!

    or i will kill baby kitties and puppies…don't test me, man…don't test me…

  12. TheGusto 08/02/2007 13:49

    side note* dita von teese is from michigan…yeah…we rule!!!

  13. TheGusto 08/02/2007 13:49

    side note* dita von teese is from michigan…yeah…we rule!!!

  14. Sarcasto 08/02/2007 13:50

    Deano: Dwight from The Office

    I think the coolest thing about Manson is…ah…maybe that he brings back memories of a couple of buddies and I beating the snot out of some wise mouthed goth kids outside a club one night back in my old college days.  Those goofy ankle length frock coats and strappy pants sure proved to be a liability that night.  "Hey fuck face, what did you say?"  POW!!!!!  Nothing looks as pathetic as a gothed up loser flailing around on the ground covering up his face so his make-up doesn't get smudged.

    Looking back at it, the whole event was probably the result of some displaced anger about my parents getting divorced, but sometimes you just have to let the pressure out. 

  15. Sloppy Joe 08/02/2007 13:51

    That says "filching", not "felching". I had a story i was ready to share but now i'm just going to go back to work.

     

  16. Sarcasto 08/02/2007 13:53

    Mmmm…Liz Vicious.  Look her up.  Yummy!

  17. Doctress Leisa 08/02/2007 13:53

    MJ: I don't get it, either. BBT looked like a skinny, Deliverance heroin addict when he was bulldozing Jolie. And Manson gets hot chicks like Rose McGowan and Dita Von Teese, when it is clear that his sweaty summer leather jacket hides the horrors of pasty white flesh.

    I always think that male celebs mostly become them because they are compensating for a lack of penis. There are exceptions, but for the most part they emote where their cocks can not. 

  18. Catch Me Now, I'm Falling 08/02/2007 13:53

    Manson is a fucking goof. And a creepy fuck.

     That is all.

  19. Moe 08/02/2007 13:53

    This dude is still around???  He's like the final act that just won't end.  

      

  20. Moe 08/02/2007 13:54

    He looks like Butthead in that pic…

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