OWEN WILSON WASNT HIGH

An attorney for Owen Wilson says his client did slit his wrist but did not overdose on any kind of drugs during his alleged suicide attempt early Monday morning.  Access Hollywood says:

While rumors quickly swirled over what sent the actor to the hospital, police call logs confirmed on Tuesday it was an “attempted suicide.” The attorney also told “Access” that the actor did not have his stomach pumped. The attorney said Wilson had been taking antidepressants, but was not aware of any other drugs in his system at the time of the incident.

It's amazing how things can look in perspective.  Normally slitting your wrists is bad, but in this case, at least he didn't slit his wrists while on heroin and coke.  It's like when they find those kids who accidentally hang themselves while jackin off.  You've never seen parents so eager to tell everyone who will listen that their kid was some depressed loser who committed suicide.