PAPARAZZI ARE LAZY

August 18, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

A paparazzi was caught trying to take a picture up Paris Hilton's skirt while she demurely pretended to talk on her phone this week. Jeez, dude, could you get any lazier? Vegas puts the over/under how long you have to follow Paris around before she shows you her roast beef at eight minutes and 30 seconds. Apparently this guy couldn't wait that long. Maybe he was being chased.

And another thing, Paris Hilton's vagina? Old news, bro. This chick's already blown a guy on film. I've seen her chatch more than I've seen some of my kids. I mean, definitely the sick ones. What? I don't wanna catch nothin'.

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