
Summer Fashion Tips, with Jeremy Piven
When it comes to beach wear, the wifebeater is a classic that never goes out of style. Beach, Wifebeater - they go together like peanut butter and jelly. However, I find that the black wifebeater is a new twist on an old standby that's both slimming and frappucino-stain concealing. The only question is; tucked or untucked? I recommend a half tuck. You want to maintain the devil-may-care flair of the untucked look, but if you've gone to the trouble of buying a braided belt, it seems silly not to show it off. A mini fedora with upturned brim is another obvious choice, but be careful, boys; horizontal stripes can make your head look fat. - LM










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Is Piven a gayer? His friend is very buff. And his hat is por hommo…
I think he looks kinda cool!
Nothing about the black guys' white socks?
^ Yeah but the black dude is filming a training montage so white socks are OK.
It's better to be fat headed than show off your hair plugs.
I think this is his funniest post ever:)
don't you get the feeling this guy is a major league dick? i bet he is terrible to waitstaff.
Once again, I now have to pour bleach into my eyes. MY EYES!! ARRGH!
Bryce - that was some pirate talk for ya! And since my left eye has totally disintegrated, I have to wear this cool eyepatch. Yaaarrrrr!!!
you would think Billy Blanks would know better than to wear white socks with his jam shorts.
Here's the real question: When did Piven steal Britney's hat and why doesn't anyone tell him how ridiculous her hats look on everyone?
He is definitely gay, on the left he is giving the international sign for “I want to lick your cock” on the right they are probably talking prices
Black dude: Jeremy, you're a pistol, you're really funny.
Jeremy Piven: Whaddayamean I'm funny?
BD: It's funny, you know. I mean you're a funny guy.
JP: I'm funny like a clown? Do I amuse you? I'm here to make you laugh?? How am I funny?
BD: [long pause] Get the f*ck outta here!
JP: I almost had him. I almost had him. Ooh! I want a lemon bar with my frappachino. And check out the hats!
hats are always fun
He looks like one of the Dead end Kids, all growed up.
yup that's the jersey shore look…so what's wrong with that?
Kaka, the answer is in the question.
Yeah ditch the hat but other than that I really don't see what's wrong with the outfit.
You make me laugh a lot. This blog is more fun than ever.
I hate the word blog, but there you have it.
EXCLUSIVE PIVEN PARTY!!! NYC, NOV. 15!!!!!!!
An insider just game me this tip!!!!
On Saturday, November 15, 2008, Jeremy Piven (ARI) will be at Manhattan's Level V for a celebrity event celebrating his Broadway show, "Speed-the Plow" from 10pm to 1am.
Party Tickets are ONLY $150 a person to get down with JEREMY!!!!
(Party & "Speed-the-Plow," tickets are ONLY $250 per person!!!!)
GET THEM! at Piven Theatre box Office in Chicago at (847) 866-8049 or http://www.piventheatre.org
WOOO!!