08.26.2007 PIVEN AUDITIONS FOR ‘GOODFELLAS: MALIBU’

Summer Fashion Tips, with Jeremy Piven

When it comes to beach wear, the wifebeater is a classic that never goes out of style. Beach, Wifebeater - they go together like peanut butter and jelly. However, I find that the black wifebeater is a new twist on an old standby that's both slimming and frappucino-stain concealing.  The only question is; tucked or untucked?  I recommend a half tuck.  You want to maintain the devil-may-care flair of the untucked look, but if you've gone to the trouble of buying a braided belt, it seems silly not to show it off.  A mini fedora with upturned brim is another obvious choice, but be careful, boys; horizontal stripes can make your head look fat. - LM



(21) Comments

  1. _wimme 08/26/2007 09:18

    First

    comment ever 

  2. Hollywood is F*CKING stupid! 08/26/2007 09:27

    Huh?

  3. bryce 08/26/2007 09:32

    Is Piven a gayer? His friend is very buff. And his hat is por hommo…

  4. _wimme 08/26/2007 09:33

    I think he looks kinda cool!

    Nothing about the black guys' white socks? 

  5. bryce 08/26/2007 09:36

    ^ Yeah but the black dude is filming a training montage so white socks are OK.

  6. Cocktail Mommy 08/26/2007 10:14

    It's better to be fat headed than show off your hair plugs. 

  7. ghandi 08/26/2007 10:21

    I think this is his funniest post ever:)

  8. royLfuchs 08/26/2007 10:47

    don't you get the feeling this guy is a major league dick? i bet he is terrible to waitstaff.

  9. Sum Dum Dik 08/26/2007 11:07

    Once again, I now have to pour bleach into my eyes. MY EYES!! ARRGH!

    Bryce - that was some pirate talk for ya! And since my left eye has totally disintegrated, I have to wear this cool eyepatch. Yaaarrrrr!!!

  10. thebigevil 08/26/2007 11:25

    you would think Billy Blanks would know better than to wear white socks with his jam shorts.

  11. VaginaOfParis 08/26/2007 12:12

    Here's the real question:   When did Piven steal Britney's  hat and why doesn't anyone tell him how ridiculous her hats look on everyone?

  12. Boris Vagisil 08/26/2007 12:23

    He is definitely gay, on the left he is giving the international sign for “I want to lick your cock” on the right they are probably talking prices

  13. Dr. Love 08/26/2007 12:27

    Black dude: Jeremy, you're a pistol, you're really funny.

    Jeremy Piven: Whaddayamean I'm funny?

    BD:  It's funny, you know.  I mean you're a funny guy. 

    JP: I'm funny like a clown?  Do I amuse you?  I'm here to make you laugh?? How am I funny?

    BD: [long pause] Get the f*ck outta here!

    JP: I almost had him.  I almost had him.  Ooh!  I want a lemon bar with my frappachino.  And check out the hats! 

  14. Milly 08/26/2007 14:40

    hats are always fun

  15. The Lord Humungus The Warrior of the Wasteland The Ayatollah of Rock-and-Rollah 08/26/2007 15:48

    He looks like one of the Dead end Kids, all growed up.

  16. Kaka 08/26/2007 16:00

    yup that's the jersey shore look…so what's wrong with that?

  17. Raine Driver 08/26/2007 17:13

    Kaka, the answer is in the question.

  18. Ms. Zombiemistress 08/26/2007 21:30

    Yeah ditch the hat but other than that I really don't see what's wrong with the outfit.

  19. seakittym 08/27/2007 02:25

    You make me laugh a lot.  This blog is more fun than ever.

     

    I hate the word blog, but there you have it. 

  20. Piv4Eva 10/29/2008 14:15

    EXCLUSIVE PIVEN PARTY!!!  NYC, NOV. 15!!!!!!!

    An insider just game me this tip!!!!

    On Saturday, November 15, 2008, Jeremy Piven (ARI) will be at Manhattan's Level V for a celebrity event celebrating his Broadway show, "Speed-the Plow" from 10pm to 1am.

    Party Tickets are ONLY $150 a person to get down with JEREMY!!!!
    (Party & "Speed-the-Plow," tickets are ONLY $250 per person!!!!)

    GET THEM! at Piven Theatre box Office in Chicago at (847) 866-8049 or http://www.piventheatre.org

    WOOO!!

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