Almost 10 years after the crime took place, R Kelly will finally go on trial to face 14 counts of child pornography. In 2002, the Chicago Sun Times exposed a sex tape Kelly made with a girl who was then 14 years old. The tape featured various sex acts, including Kelly peeing on the girl. Kelly denies he is the man in the tape, and the girls parents have said the girl in the tape is not their daughter.
This would not be the first time Kelly has faced such charges. In January of 2003 he was indicted on 12 counts of possession of child pornography in Florida when authorities found a digital camera containing three pictures showing Kelly having sex with two underage girls. Those charges were later dropped because of an illegal search. Kelly also, of course, married singer Aaliyah when he was 27 and she was 15. But about this case, E! says:
A Chicago judge has announced Sept. 17 as the start date for the trial. The case has dragged on as prosecutors and defense attorneys sparred over various issues, including the timeline when the X-rated home movie was made, and which evidence was admissible. In the interim, the "I Can Believe I Can Fly" crooner has released seven albums, including Double Up in May, and continued to tour.
Yikes. Everyone loves a good rape story, but this is just gross. 14 year olds should be playing kick the can and collecting fireflies in a jar, not getting pee'd on by millionaire singers on camera.
Only thing that make my life complete,
Is when I turn yo face into a toilet seat…
Who was that masked man?
dumb nagger
3 days in jail for r kelly (based on the 3 previous bitches)
I'll piss on you, piss on you, drip drip drip…..
I wanta piss on you. Drip Drip Drip!
I said yo body, yo body, is a portapotty…
RKelly-"Just another case of the "MAN" fabricating lies and spreading discontent among…"
Pulicist wispering-"They have to tape dude!"
RKelly-"Fuck"
Hey, I just thought of something funny…Aaliyah sung a song called 'Age Ain't Nuthin' But a Number'.
I just thought of something else funny…Aaliyah's dead. Today's really shaping up.
how is the girl going to testify against him? im 20 and i dont even remember shit from when i was 19. then again i havent been pissed on by a famous guy… i think
hahhaha …….. what age is right to get peed on Brendo. too funny.
The way I see it, he has two possible avenues for his defense.
I don't think "they weren't my pants" will work in Chicago. That town is too tough for that lame shit.
I actually saw that video; it was on Kazaa for a while. It was fucking creepy… started out with footage of Kelly actually setting up the camera and making sure it was set up to capture all the "sweet moves" he was going to do with this girl. It actually had him "air-humping" in front of the camera before the girl even showed up on the scene.
Fucking tool. Dude has that kind of bling and does stupid shit like that with it.
I've pissed on a girlfriend in the shower. They fall for it everytime. When their eyes are closed while washing there hair then it's prime time to piss on their stomach. They can never tell the difference.
"Whats that smell?"
"I had asparagus."
R. Kelly's defense is that he didn't even have to piss at the time the video was shot. He had just gone 5 minutes prior to taping. It couldn't have been him!
*their
Boy, Zorro really looks like shit.
seriously, what the hell is with the zorro mask?
This guy is a fucking douchebag.
DB - I'm so doing that tomorrow. Of course, I still haven't matured past the point where I think dumping cold water on my girlfriend while she's showering is still funny. Once I used ketchup. She's really lucky to have such a spontaneous boyfriend.