08.15.2007 THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE

Thank god Bear Grylls didnt fall into that terrfying crevice in Hawaii.  He would have had to hike dozens of feet to get to help.  Literally … dozens. 

(93) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 08/15/2007 15:06

    I got this, I got this!

     

    FIST! 

  2. DB's Treasure 08/15/2007 15:06

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZpPf-q2_es

  3. DB's Treasure 08/15/2007 15:12

    Brend0n you owe me 51 seconds

  4. Coregasm 08/15/2007 15:13

    This is obviously a complete fabrication… Bear Grylls is my hero and don't you every try and take that way from me! Damn you Brandon! Damn you to hell!

  5. Jesus H. Christ 08/15/2007 15:16

    Anyone else wanna put this fucking pussy up against Les Stroud now?  

  6. Penis Mightier 08/15/2007 15:17

    Reality TV at its best.

  7. Brian 08/15/2007 15:17

    I like "Survivor Man" better than this dude.

    He set up a urine still in the desert.  

    Try that, Bear Grylls!!!

  8. Bulb 08/15/2007 15:18

    He'd be in more danger if he crossed that highway, with or without the faux-dramatic music.

  9. Observer 08/15/2007 15:19

    I can't believe some TV shows are faked!!!!

    Please tell me my favorite show is real!!!!!

    Passion Cove on Skinemax Cinemax.

  10. Jesus H. Christ 08/15/2007 15:19

    Brian-Is your avatar Patrick Ewing with talcum powder on his face?

  11. Darth T 08/15/2007 15:19

    Maybe Bear clocked Brandon Davis?!  But then that would be a stage contact lense Brandon is wearing, I don't like that thought.

  12. Robert 08/15/2007 15:21

    Okay, that made my week….

    Fuckin' hilarious. 

  13. DB's Treasure 08/15/2007 15:21

    JHC 15:19 - almost made me puke with laughter

  14. Diremutt 08/15/2007 15:23

    HA!

  15. Quinlan 08/15/2007 15:24

    "Survivor Man" doesn't sky dive

    "Survivor Man" doesn't climb cliffs (high ones)

    "Survivor Man" doesn't swim

    "Survivor Man" doesn't crawl through quicksand

    "Survivor Man" has "sef-taught" skills while Bear was in the British Military

    "Survivor Man" is basically a glorified homeless guy

  16. Brian 08/15/2007 15:25

    Brian-Is your avatar Patrick Ewing with talcum powder on his face?

    Jesus, I'm surprised at you.  I find that comment racist.

    It's actually Greg Oden. 

  17. reggid 08/15/2007 15:26

    In his defense, those are not his pants.

  18. cank 08/15/2007 15:26

    Oh great.  Deadliest Catch is probably filmed on Lake Winnipesaukee.

  19. The Ghost of Deano 08/15/2007 15:29

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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