09.18.2007 BIJOU PHILLIPS MIGHT BE COOL

The New York Post says that "Hostel 2" star Bijou Phillips was front row at the Heatherette fashion show last week in New York, and she spent her time making fun of Nicky Hiltons giant failures and Kim Karadshians giant ass.  Page Six says:

One source told us, "All these execs were around, and Bijou Phillips was sitting next to Tinsley Mortimer knocking Nicky Hilton's line. She called it 'complete garbage.' Then there were people running around talking about how nobody could find an outfit that would fit Kim Kardashian's ass. Plus, no one clapped when she walked the runway."

That entire show (pictures here and here) was like some assembly of the dammed, just trannies and whores and weirdos doing X and crawling around on their retarded mutant flippers.  Oh, and Kim Karadshians big ass.  It wasn't even like real clothes.  It's the kind of stuff a lonely 8 year old makes to dress up her cat.

(not that cat you fuckin perverts)




(93) Comments

  1. purell tastes good 09/18/2007 11:10

    meh, not as good as pamela or jessica in my opinion. But nice trend today! More hotties, fewer brit stories, please!

  2. Observer 09/18/2007 11:17

    She is a wild fuck

     

  3. Deidre316 09/18/2007 11:18

    When did she become a brunette with a big rack? Last week she was a chicken chested blonde! I guess money really can buy happiness.

  4. Observer 09/18/2007 11:19

    purell tastes good should change his name to "The Oracle at Delphi" for today.

    More hotties - and the more gratuitously nude - the better.

  5. DB's Treasure 09/18/2007 11:20

    YES! SOME FRESH FISH!

    FRESH FISH

    FRESH FISH

    FRESH FISH

    FRESH FISH

  6. Observer 09/18/2007 11:20

    Is this really her - looks different than in Havoc and Bully?

    Best Pictures of the Century - when the lists are made in 93 years.

    If it's not her - doesn't matter - the thrust of the article rings true.

    What - there are no words? QED as we said in 6th grade.

     

  7. Observer 09/18/2007 11:21

    Wide birthing hips = good fucking hips.

  8. Deidre316 09/18/2007 11:23

    It’s not her….it’s the GOAT.

  9. Chaozengine 09/18/2007 11:25

    Are we sure that this is Bijou??   She looks…..

    FUCKIN' HOT!

    I would take this any day over Pamela Hepatitis 

  10. Observer 09/18/2007 11:27

    Whoever this is - the fish are jumping out of the water while she is going in.

    Would love to see her get fucked - not sure I want anything more than to watch - she's no Kirsten Dunst.

    Is this Kardashian?

  11. Pink Panther 09/18/2007 11:29

    Bijou Philips would be cooler if she killed Kim Kardablablabla with an axe.

  12. purell tastes good 09/18/2007 11:29

    deidre316 - really?

    I have to agree that the enormous ass looks like the kardashian ass,  and she does look a bit goatish, but does thatmean that a mere re-naming of a creature from the double feature makes her fuckable?

    If so, I'm looking ot change my name.

    Oh, and by the way, is she peeing on Ray J in that last pic? 

     

  13. Deidre316 09/18/2007 11:29

    Check out the last pic-without the sunglasses. It’s hard to tell without make-up(God knows she always looks like she fell face first into Tammy Faye’s make-up bag)but I’m pretty sure it’s Goat Girl.

  14. DB's Treasure 09/18/2007 11:31

    If this is "The Goat" then consider me a goat fucker cause I'd tear into that fine fat ass.

  15. purell tastes good 09/18/2007 11:33

    arrgh, I was nearly aroused by the whorish offspring of an evil version of Atticus Finch?

  16. DB's Treasure 09/18/2007 11:34

    ^^^whatever the fuck that means

  17. TheGusto 09/18/2007 11:39

    no shit…that ass is perfect for settin’ a beer and ashtray on…or maybe even a delicious swanson’s t.v. dinner!

  18. Chaozengine 09/18/2007 11:39

    If that is Kar-krash-ian then I'm gonna have to shower….

    dirrrrrrty!   dirrrrrrty!

  19. Who Stole My Fucking Avatar??? 09/18/2007 11:40

    Well, her mother was some prime, Grade-A ass, guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'd lay siege to that!!!

  20. Carmen 09/18/2007 11:47

    You could not be so gullible…

    It's KimK.

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