DIDDY IS STILL A JACKASS

I don't know what Sean "Diddy" Combs does specifically, but I do know hes a pretentious jackass, and now I know that you're not allowed to approach him with even the most harmless of questions, even if your job is to ask people harmless questions.  For example, if you work at a restaurant, and he would like to come to your restaurant, and your job is to ask, "How many people in your party?"  Yeah that's no good apprently.  Page Six says:

A witness outside downtown hot spot GoldBar the other night said, "He walked right up to the door girl with four other people in his crew. When she asked him how many people he was with, Diddy just called her a 'fucking bitch' and opened the velvet rope and let himself through."

I think one problem might be that those ropes are made out of velvet.  That's not exactly an impenetrable force field.  They should make them out of electric barbed wire or dog doo on a stick.  Or maybe just have a guy standing there with a shovel and whenever retards think the rules don't apply to them, he whacks them in the nuts.  Basically, make your barrier out of anything except a thin rope that actually invites people to touch it, I guess is what I'm saying.