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HOLLYWOOD STARS ARE SEXY

September 7, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

I wish people could all see famous Hollywood sex symbols like Justin Timberlake or Liv Tyler or Charlize Theron in real life, standing in line at Coffee Bean, so they would know how completely ordinary and average they really are.  Most of Hollywood is no better looking than half the people in your office right now.  Except for Shelly with the cat figurines on her desk.  That bitch is a mess.  Christina Applegate is yet another.  Sure she looks good in movies, but so do dinosaurs and talking mice.  That's not coincidence.  They use the same technology on all three.  Pictures of my foot are hotter than this fug monster.  Especially if I put my foot in a little nurses outfit.  Why hello there…

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