09.18.2007 PAM ANDERSON IS IN MALIBU

Pam Anderson may not be able to compete with today's breed of SuperHottie like Jessica Alba, but she still looks pretty good considering the miles and the fact that she's attacked half the penises in Hollywood like a bear let loose in a campground.  At least she still has huge boobs and long hair and doesn't go to the beach in some baggy monstrosity like some of these Hollywood chicks do.  The key appears to have giant implants and dress slutty.  Then boys will like you.  You girls do want boys to like you, don't you?


(53) Comments

  1. Ubersoldat 09/18/2007 09:15

    first!

  2. Eddie Munster 09/18/2007 09:15

    damnit no!

  3. Ubersoldat 09/18/2007 09:15

    Oh! Shit! My First FIRST!!! This is a great day for humanity, Pam’s ASS and me first XD

  4. Eddie Munster 09/18/2007 09:15

    and yes…id stilll hit it….

  5. Eddie Munster 09/18/2007 09:16

    well at least you popped your "first" cherry Uber. Congrats to you!

  6. Ubersoldat 09/18/2007 09:17

    thanks Eddie, I would also like to thank my family, the academy and all the people who made this possible… thank you… MILF!!!

  7. Jake 09/18/2007 09:20

    I'd take her over Alba anyday!

  8. Dirty Hairy 09/18/2007 09:24

    I remember the first PLayboy I got with her in it…the pages are still stuck together.

  9. ChuckNLead 09/18/2007 09:24

    I see that they've erected the protective shield around Pam.  This helps to protect anyone walking by from having their penis attacked.

  10. connor reed 09/18/2007 09:25

    Hooooorraaaay for boobies!!

  11. Jake 09/18/2007 09:26

    Id gladly break through that shield to get my penis attacked by her!

  12. Hugh G. Rection 09/18/2007 09:29

    She is so unappreciated. When two hunks like Kid Rock and Tommy Lee are fighting over you, you know all the other bitches get jealous. That’s why she didn’t get the Oscar for Barb Wire, you know.

  13. Jesus H. Christ 09/18/2007 09:34

    I'm no doctor, I just play one on t.v.  However, I believe Pam may be suffering from what is known in Nebraska as "sway-back".  That would still not stop me from letting her have some of my nut butter.

  14. Hollywood is F*CKING stupid! 09/18/2007 09:35

    Thanks for the "mamories"!

  15. Jake 09/18/2007 09:43

    I'm no gynocologist or proctologist but Id gladly use my penis to examine her

  16. Slaappy 09/18/2007 09:48

    First tramp stamp is an easy target for me, the second one (higher up her back) would be difficult to reach when releasing a nut butter.

  17. bryce 09/18/2007 09:50

    I'll have an order of big tits and a side of dress slutty please. Hold the STDs.

    Damnit! I said no STDs. I guess I can try scraping them off…

  18. Guinny_Ire 09/18/2007 09:55

    Darth Dyan Cannon has taught her well

  19. The Ghost of Deano 09/18/2007 09:58

    Oh man.  Oh.  

    Yeah.  This is what I want to see here.   

    Fuckign great for her.  Fuck Kid Rock, Pam.  And keep holding on, they'll find a cure for the Hep soon. 

  20. Tennessee Tuxedo 09/18/2007 09:59

    I heard an interview of Pam on the radio last week. Did you know that she claimed to be engaged to a professional poker player?  Did you also know that this came to pass after she lost a large chunk of change in a poker game and the pro player said she could pay it off with sexual favors?  And now she's "in love."

    Flippin' whore she is.

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