Even though Germanys famous Oktoberfest is little more than drunken white supremacists in lederhosen and Robin Hood hats, Paris Hilton and her poison vagina have been banned from this years event, because last year they felt she "cheapened" it. The Sun UK says:
Locals were outraged when the socialite, 26, arrived at the beer festival in plaits and traditional Bavarian dress to advertise a brand of canned wine.
They accused organizers of selling out and making the event, which kicks off again this weekend, look shabby.
Munich tourism chief Gabriele Weishaeupl announced yesterday that celebrity promotions “are completely prohibited by the new festival rules”.
The bad news is the patrons of Oktoberfest will get much less publicty than least year. The good news is the quality of pussy they're gonna get just skyrocketed.
I am gonna go ahead and be honest and say she looks pretty fucking hot right here. Too bad she has flaming hot sores around her clam, or that'd be one hot bitch to fuck…..keep the outfit on.
I feel dirty.
Does her headband say "Rich"? What a cunt.
I'd throw her in a giant bat of beer, use the pigtails to tie her to the bottom, and jerk off while she drowned.
She looks like a morph between Xena warrior princess and Glenda the good witch of the north.
Ah, Oktoberfest! Looks like it's almost time to pay a yearly visit to Shnitzengiggles.
I love the look on that guy's face on the right. It says something like, "Is this bitch for real?"
I would hit that … with Osama Bin laden's dick
Britney wants her wig back.
Nothing says trailer park like "canned wine". Christ, that's worse that Franzia!
"Hey you fat bitch, git yur ass out the way ov thu t.v. and gimme sum uh that canned vino out the fridge."
Even trailer park residents can sound eloquent when push comes to shove.
Totally hot. VD or no I'm in there face first.
damn… i wish she wasn't a coked up whore cuz i'd totally do her.
What's wrong with doing a coked up whore? You don't have to marry her or anything.
First Britney gets banned from Chateau Marmont, then Paris gets banned from Oktoberfest.
"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas…."
I saw the TMZ clip again last night when the interviewer reads Paris blog comments about herself. And then she starts crying. I'd like to think I contributed to those tears…
"Canned Wine"?
Sounds great.
She has sweet cock-sucker lips.
Yeah. She's f'in hot. I wouldn't get my dick within 10' of that disease infested beaver, but damn that pic is hot.
Paris has cheapend a festival where people drink gallons of beer and look at semi-topless servers?
I think she has made it "hot".
I might even start drinking beer now.
You know what goes well with a German canned wine?
An invasion of Poland.
the pic of this smug, vacuous, phony bitch reminds me that however much i dislike Britney, i despise Paris. A sell-out ho.
Since Paris lost the gig, I think this is a perfect comeback chance for Britney.
She's a little bit (OK, a lot) more like the heifers who usually hang out at Oktoberfest. Brunhilde Britney, she'll even bring her own blonde wig.
On the negative side, she might ask to sing and/or dance.