09.06.2007 VANESSA HUDGENS IS NAKED. OR NOT.

Last week, the National Enquirer reported that naked pictures of "High School Musical" star Vanessa Hudgens somehow ended up in the wrong hands and were for sale to the highest bidder. Wire reports said:

The Enquirer has learned that a third party has obtained the sexy pictures that were meant just for Vanessa and Zac.
Here's what the weekly magazine repots in this week's blockbuster story: "Shooting into a mirror with her camera phone, she took photos of herself stripped except for a gold chain around her waist.  She also photographed herself in the tub, blowing kisses – and sensuously pulling down her bikini bottom."

And today this picture showed up on message boards everywhere, a picture that looks almost nothing like her and doesn't fit the description given by the Enquirer.  So is it her?  Who knows.  People post stuff on-line and then lie about it all the time.  Like the video of me practicing my six shooter, "bang-bang" move in the mirror and having a pretend conversation with a girl.  How do you know I wasn't talking to a real girl?  Like maybe on a headset or something that you couldn't see.  You don't, do you!

UNSEXY UPDATE - wow, her lawyers are going nuts.  i mean, "images removed upon request".




(133) Comments

  1. Dr Johnny Fever 09/06/2007 13:29

    What tha?

  2. TheGusto 09/06/2007 13:36

    some dude on the last thread said this was a hoax…so…i believe him…cause if someone says it on the internet…it must be true.

  3. TheGusto 09/06/2007 13:36

    ps…who the hell is she???

  4. tangocash0001 09/06/2007 13:41

    well, it appears to be a chick with 2 boobies and 1 vagina

  5. DB's Treasure 09/06/2007 13:42

    ……pass!

  6. Moe 09/06/2007 13:44

    you sure that isn't a tranny from Thailand?

  7. Dr Johnny Fever 09/06/2007 13:44

    I have underwear older than she is.

  8. Mr. Wonderful 09/06/2007 13:45

    In the words of the great emancipator Abraham Lincoln, "If you've seen one naked teenage Guatamalan prostitute, you've seen them all."

  9. Dr Johnny Fever 09/06/2007 13:46

    I thought Socrates said that.

  10. Moe 09/06/2007 13:48

    Fred, she's gotten her boobies

  11. DB's Treasure 09/06/2007 13:48

    ….now, would I still fuck her? Indeed. I'd show her 19 year old ass what was up!

  12. Diremutt 09/06/2007 13:49

    Who the fuck is this? Why is her shit fuzzed out? Why is she in a room decorated like a second rate whorehouse? Why does she look like a gender confused phlip? Why the fuck do I give a shit?

  13. DB's Treasure 09/06/2007 13:51

    Diremutt - I can never get the full effect of your comments until I gander left at your avatar and it is all pulled together!

  14. TheGusto 09/06/2007 13:56

    ha…moe!!!!!  i can't believe my grandmother just felt me up!!!

  15. Dr Johnny Fever 09/06/2007 14:00

    No more yankie my wankie the Donger needs food.

  16. purell tastes good 09/06/2007 14:04

    ditto diremutt - seriously, who is this?

  17. DB's Treasure 09/06/2007 14:06

    hewo…..hot stuff ::BONG!::

  18. Diremutt 09/06/2007 14:12

    You see DB, kinderfinger is a graphical representaion of my savagely repressed id. The image of vitiolic spew eminateing from corrupted innocence is a powerful simulacrum for my own inner rage.

    Naw fuck all that! And FUCK Manchester United! 

  19. Moe 09/06/2007 14:15

    Upon further investigation, it's determined that "she" was once a "he"

  20. HandBanana 09/06/2007 14:19

    That looks like a random picture taken off a MySpace profile for some 19 year old Filipino post-op.  Not impressed.

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